Today, a woman came to my counter and ordered 12 donuts. I said, "OK sure, a dozen donuts." She paused, looked at me with disgust and yelled, "I said 12, NOT a dozen." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML
Today, feeling generous, I bought a dozen donuts for my coworkers. Instead, I ended up taking them into my office and eating all of them in the first hour. FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, at work, a woman came up to the snack bar and ordered a pretzel with no salt. When I served her the food, she angrily complained about it having no salt, followed by her throwing the whole thing in my face. FML
Today, a drive-thru customer ordered a deal that includes fries and a drink with the sandwich. When I gave it to her, she screamed at me because she "didn't order fries." When I brought up that the deal includes them, she told me I should have "figured it out," called me a "fugly fat slob," and sped off. FML
Today, I asked my 18 year-old daughter to buy half a dozen donuts. When she brought them over, I opened the box and discovered the dozen donuts were all cut in half. She just got accepted into a prestigious private university. FML
Today, in the doughnut shop I usually go to, I bought 3 dozen to take home. A new clerk rang me up and, with an attitude, said the store is cashless only now. Despite me showing cash to pay with like I always do, I was judged by other customers as if I was a deadbeat. She then threw a fit for cancelling and returning the items. FML
Today, I got yelled, screamed, and cursed at by a customer until I was reduced to tears. This was all because I double-checked to make sure she wanted large fries. FML
Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML
Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML
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Psychotic_EGG 0
ugh. I hate ignorant people.
MagicMushrooms 0
Something tells me that woman didn't pass yr 2 maths.
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Comments (325)
spoilt_ 15
hahaha why is your life ****** !?
I_R_Genius 3
Because the woman couldn't tell the difference between 12 and a dozen.
Psychotic_EGG 0
ugh. I hate ignorant people.
I_R_Genius 3
I hate ignorant people who use one word sentences.
sexybeastsexybea 0
same.
slitherbomb 0
I hate ignorant people too! The customer ordered 12 donuts NOT a dozen! YDI
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
maybe it was a bakery...
lifesucks1234567_fml 2
26 I hope u know that a dozen IS 12.....
EffinAhole 0
I think 26 was trying to be funny. Op- I hope you pointed out to that bitch that 12 is a dozen and then molested her doughnuts complete with your special glaze.
11colio11 4
ydi for not making donuts for me
DrummerBoy21 0
Not ignorant.. Just female :D
bigredmonkeybutt 30
hahahaha win
bigredmonkeybutt 30
that was for sexybeastsexybea's comment...
skyler_kitttyyy 0
I did not understand that concept till the 2nd grade but also no one ever told me that!(: Ohh well I was 7or8 can't remember
iSitt 0
a "Baker's Dozen" is 13.
jenpalmer325 0
If the women in this world were half as dumb as the one in this FML, Drummer Boy just might have a chance!
theian01 3
Having some lady yell at you that 12 isn't a dozen ***** your life?
CMorenita27 6
it does when i spent my morning trying to convince myself that the people in the town i work in arent as stupid as i think lol
RedJester23 6
this needs to go on "notalwaysright.com"
Zhu8 5
op is female.
back_in_5_mins 0
a dozen IS 12......
cerulean_rules 2
Was 24 trying to be ironic or a hypocrite?
Ritenouahh 0
So much for "The customer is always right".
chocolatemocha 0
Agreed. Naive people are pretty bad as well.
rockstarajl 0
so true!
camster8393 1
don't be Mad... if the lady embarrassed anyone, it was just herself
kmow32 0
how is this an FML? so what, the lady is a moron, why would it effect you ?
dipitlow_dirrty 0
hahahha bet your gay then since females clearly arentgood enough for u ;)
skyttlz 32
Wow WTF she's dumb!
Micayla 12
I totally would have done something like that.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Must've been a blond.
Bekll 31
You mean blonde. She's a female. >_>
All_For_Love 0
Don hate on us blondes! >_< Were clever... sometimes.
kristinoliver 0
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Pallywhack 4
Actually... A "Baker's Dozen" is 13 pastries. Could have been what she meant.
PuppiesFTW 5
idk how this is an fml..... but it was funny, i guess....
perez758 2
umm what the hell does she want then? f her life.. not yours..
MagicMushrooms 0
Something tells me that woman didn't pass yr 2 maths.
MagicMushrooms 0
*that that
renaet 0
Unnecessary grammar patrolling. I think we all know which woman #6 was referring to and therefore there was no need for two "that"s. Maybe comment on the pluralization of "math" next time.
DocBastard 40
Ooh! Ooh! Can I tell her that MagicMushrooms was correcting herself? And that it's called "maths" in Australia? Can I?
benderbang48 4
maybe op meant to say it like "something tells me, that women"
rnath23 4
Something tells me you didn't pass second year English.
alaskan420 0
it's called "maths" in a lot of places.
EffinAhole 0
23... there are no words.
BreachingTwigg 0
23 = BiTCH Bahahaha ;]
dragonaair 5
23: Wow, you're stupid. In Australia, we say 'maths'.
WTSchool 0
LMFAO.
lexi365 20
dragonaair, when i went to austrailia, my homestay family said she was taking math b in year 10. i understand the year stands gor grade but whats the math a,b, or c?
Mehness 0
132 - How it works (if you're smart) is that you go to Math A in 8th grade, Geometry in 9th, and then Math B in 10th. I don't think there's a Math C though... but there's pre-calculus :L I live in the US as well, but I don't know about where you live.
fangreaper 0
just saying number 11 is number six just figured I'd point that out
mojojojo19 1
Ignorant dumbass. I'm from Canada and even I know in some countries they call it Maths. Do your homework before you start running your mouth. Better yet, quit wasting your time taking pictures of your stank ass face and do more research in your end. you will do the world a huge favour!
Cass3m0 0
23 said "comment on" not "correct". She could have been setting 6 up for a grammar Nazi session. :0
realportlandian 2
Its called maths in a lot of places like Australia where OP is, dumbass grammar snob.
Miss_Chevious 37
OP could have tried to cheat her change, she wouldn't have been able to count anyway by the sound of it
lilmissJESSY 0
I hate that when people say stupid crap like that..... I get that samething at my job too
Zoroark899 6
People are stupid aren't they. This reminds me of the time my friend asked me for two quarters. The same thing happened here except with the words quarters and 50 cents.
justsomgirl 4
so what? how does this **** your life? the customer is stupid...your life is not forever ****** as a result of her stupidity. in fact, I'm guessing you'll forget all about her tomorrow.
citruslime 0
wow she seems like a smart peachy lady.
skydryice 0
nice pic
veto15 0
I like your pic
galt 13
The one i would like to hang out with...
lolwutdino 9
fail.