GeeThanks
Toronto, Canada
Today, while making a grand show of his generosity, my boss gave me my own commissions as a wedding gift. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
vikts
Olm, Luxembourg
Seize the means of production
Today, I discovered that as thanks for my successful efforts to increase my company's monthly revenue, my dumbass of a boss has been awarded a pay bonus. He's wasted no time telling everyone about the sports car he's planning to buy with it. FML
Janitor
United States
Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a cupcake. FML
Patrick
Couva, Trinidad and Tobago
What?
Today, my coworker got a raise by making our boss give me a pay cut for doing his job while he was slacking off. As we were heading home for the day, he found $100. FML
Nikki
Canada
Today, as a bridal shower gift, I got a "coupon" for 25% off divorce attorney fees. It was a collective gift. FML
Anonymous
Cape Town, South Africa
Today, my boss decided that a mug and a public 'thank you' were a sufficient substitute for a Christmas bonus. FML
Sonic
United Kingdom
Today, my boss left a lovely invitation to her wedding on my desk. I plan on resigning during our meeting later today. FML
SoDamnBroke
South Africa
Today, I secured a tender for my boss, earning her 1/4 million in profits. Today is also meant to be pay-day for us, but my boss is too busy dealing with the tender to pay her employees. So essentially, I made my boss rich while remaining broke and in debt. FML
freckleboy422
United States
Sir Alan Sugar has spoken
Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML
Anonymous
Nice but weird
Today, my boss sent a Christmas present… to my dog. FML
lauziej93
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Logroño, Spain
Oh no, oh no no no
Today, my mother-in-law became my boss. FML
Top comments
Lobby_Bee 18
The commission wasn't the wedding gift, the grand show was.
Druu 53
"And here's a little something for the honeymoon!" *Hands you a backlog of work*
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Comments (3)
Lobby_Bee 18
The commission wasn't the wedding gift, the grand show was.
RichardPencil 32
I'll bet he'll give you wedding cake, aka, day-old birthday cake from the break room.
Druu 53
"And here's a little something for the honeymoon!" *Hands you a backlog of work*