Ploeboi
United States
Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Get them away from me
Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Absecon, United States
To each his own
Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
Randolph
Saint Petersburg, United States
Today, a clown came over for my son's 8th birthday party. There was a moment of silence then laughter as everyone realized the clown and I were wearing the same plaid shirt. FML
shampoogirl
United States
Today, I finally landed a new job, and thinking he would be proud, I told my boyfriend. Instead of congratulating me, he got mad that my work hours include Saturday, his laundry day. FML
sweetsixteen
United States
Clown World
Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML
Anonymous
Newport News, United States
Classic
Today, after I helped get my boyfriend get a new job, he thanked me by dumping me for some whore who works there. FML
Allycat
Ronkonkoma, United States
Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML
Anonymous
Cheaply romantic
Today, I walked into a dollar store as my boyfriend's girlfriend. I came out as his fiancé. FML
amelie
Nervous
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
GeeThanks
Toronto, Canada
Today, while making a grand show of his generosity, my boss gave me my own commissions as a wedding gift. FML
Top comments
sammyprosnit 8
at least he has a job you unsupporting bizznotch.
ArtIsResistance7 1
Now all his childhood dreams are fufilled...you should be proud!
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Comments (174)
leggichick 0
wow... WTF is wrong with a clown? do you know how many people would do anything for ANY job? it's not like he's a prostitute or anything. and if you don't have a job I suggest u get off ur ungrateful ass and go work.
kygirl7 0
haha my mom is a clown
just_nicole 1
wow at least it's a job tht is making him money...idk what the big deal is.
xXxbiancaxXx 0
haha well... if u get married and have kids u won't have to pay for a clown b-day party!!
Jimboom 12
So your funny? Funny like a clown? Your a ******* clown here to amuse me???
troubleinharlem 0
this FML is not a clowning manner. xD
JonathanRawr 0
... lolwut?
jojoboo1 0
clowns are creepy as ****
stilettogoddess 0
Agreed. ._.
meshell10 0
lol OP you are so unappreciative forget the job title all you need to worry about is the $$$
BoCo_fml 9
All of you need to stop clowning around with her! Her life is over as she knows it, can't you tell. She can never walk in normal society again. Especially, after they have kids with red noses and bushy hair!!!!!! :-P
ZiggySmalls 0
u look like u would make a good clown!
joeinthedark 18
Job > no job. What's the fml? Your boyfriend is a contributing member of society instead of leeching off the system?