Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML
Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML
Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML
Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML
Today, I found out that people know when you're screenshooting their snaps on Snapchat, by the guy I have a crush on, asking me why I keep doing it. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML
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Top comments
Inspired22 11
That's awkward. It sucks that you got caught. Remember his privacy, though! You wouldn't want someone watching you when you're alone!
J0HNYR0773N 0
ew u ****** creeper
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Comments (253)
llSgtScopell 0
Hahaha, I'm a ****.
surescope 0
stalker much
Miss_Represented 0
Creeper!!
ilpissoffahappym 0
someone just got owned
kuizinaz 0
omg! hahahahaha!!!!! usi-ysi
ecilart 0
haha that IS creepy o_o
pudkiller 0
I agree stalkers
max_wilder 9
Just offer a threeway, he will forgive you
torch433 1
yup ó_ò
Inspired22 11
That's awkward. It sucks that you got caught. Remember his privacy, though! You wouldn't want someone watching you when you're alone!
hotscar 3
if the girl's hot, then I wouldn't mind.
gars56 5
At least he wasn't doing something a bit more personnel if you know what I mean ;)
J0HNYR0773N 0
ew u ****** creeper
ginglederf 6
Sssssssssssssss
Star928 7
BOOM
year2015 11
GOD DAMN IT CREEPER YOU NEVER SHOW UP UNTIL I ******* FIND DIAMONDS!!!!!!
NoThankYouu 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
...okay then. though it depends how hot he is :P cause if he was like D: jaw dropping hot then that'd be okay :P haha
nightELFassasin6 0
then it's ok for him to watch her
LissaMccracken 23
Umm no, still wouldn't be okay. I have a feeling you are single.
flossingpancake 18
Your use of emoticons gave me cancer
iLIAMMM 0
you and your friend are weird, lmao. im glad he told you to go away, creeeperrr. YDI.
beeferjay 34
now all they need is a van that says "free candy" lol
5ive 0
you didnt have to be so obvious. i mean really, the roof?! he'll see you there!
interventions 1
that's so ******* creepy but im drunk as **** right now so im laughin hahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhaha @ you.
Peachy2392 26
How did this get so many thumbs ups?
bco12 0
can we say... stalker?
aeooaiu 0
oh my, so stalker hahaha
johobus28 26
Yet if he was looking at her, he'd be arrested and given a restraining order