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Today, I had a panic attack at 2 a.m. because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML
Today, I had a panic attack at 2 a.m. because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML
Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. Now it's melting. FML
Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML
Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML
Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML
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Top comments
Yeah_Thats_Me 0
It could broken the window and send shattered glass in your eye, then you fall on your face and push it in further and die. Be happy!
lalagirl912 0
aww that sucks! :(
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Comments (54)
lalagirl912 0
aww that sucks! :(
coNsperAZI 4
what is wrong with people a panic attack from a snowball hittin a window WOW do u live in the hood or what
Stupidpeopleanno 5
#22 Whats wrong with living in "The Hood"?
zackmx99 0
34 is stupid haha
fakeaccountX 6
Wow! If you reacted that strongly to my snowball, I wonder what will happen when I throw a rock tomorrow night?
iamthellamaking 0
send me a vid of that
coNsperAZI 4
nothing is wrong with living in the hood I say that cuz op heard a loud bang and got scared that's hood livin people don't realize that people shoot guns in the hood. puss
fjretsel 1
put the snowball in your pants
nathan5 0
Excellent idea my friend...i like to put warm custard down there at times. You should try it!
awesomedot1 0
no.
Yeah_Thats_Me 0
It could broken the window and send shattered glass in your eye, then you fall on your face and push it in further and die. Be happy!
OptimusSlime 23
You sound like a pleasant person
alwa7sh 2
Remind me not to be your Romio so I wouldn't freak you out by throwing rocks at your window.
hadi_brown 0
shut the **** up!
alwa7sh 2
lol why so pisssed?
itsbuckyb 6
hahahahahahaha
fuckinFML 0
haha you could never be Romio mate.
that1guyyy 12
you retards it's Romeo
alwa7sh 2
thanks chimp :D
perdix 31
"They" just want you to know that "they" can get to you whenever and wherever "they" want. It might just be a snowball now, but it could have just as easily been a hand grenade. You'd better watch your step . . . don't piss "them" off. Sleep tight :)
SAGARCo 19
Wouldn't a hand grenade bounce off the window?
yuggi1 11
Happy belated Holidays.
rcooper 0
ha lol that sucks(:
itsbuckyb 6
don't eat yellow snow
starrs_movingIn 0
aww, but it's good. D:
himoonkey 8
I don't think u live in Florida.
yuggi1 11
I live in Florida and had the same thing happen to me.... except, it was a ball of mud. ;(
rattusrattus 19
I'm the same. I once freaked out because a leaf fell in front of me. That was a time of extreme stress. I'm like that normally though. Might want to try being less stressed.
bighead5890 0
Hahaha I love sarcasm