Ploeboi
United States
Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Get them away from me
Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Absecon, United States
To each his own
Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
Randolph
Saint Petersburg, United States
Today, a clown came over for my son's 8th birthday party. There was a moment of silence then laughter as everyone realized the clown and I were wearing the same plaid shirt. FML
shampoogirl
United States
Today, I finally landed a new job, and thinking he would be proud, I told my boyfriend. Instead of congratulating me, he got mad that my work hours include Saturday, his laundry day. FML
sweetsixteen
United States
Clown World
Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML
Anonymous
Newport News, United States
Classic
Today, after I helped get my boyfriend get a new job, he thanked me by dumping me for some whore who works there. FML
Allycat
Ronkonkoma, United States
Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML
Anonymous
Cheaply romantic
Today, I walked into a dollar store as my boyfriend's girlfriend. I came out as his fiancé. FML
amelie
Nervous
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
GeeThanks
Toronto, Canada
Today, while making a grand show of his generosity, my boss gave me my own commissions as a wedding gift. FML
Top comments
sammyprosnit 8
at least he has a job you unsupporting bizznotch.
ArtIsResistance7 1
Now all his childhood dreams are fufilled...you should be proud!
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Comments (174)
ArtIsResistance7 1
Now all his childhood dreams are fufilled...you should be proud!
Melaniee_fml 0
ha. yeah exactly. op shouldn't be such a bitch atleast he got a job
quent10 0
hey if he's a good clown makin that dough you need to stfu
Kawaiichan42 3
Shut up, Op. At least he has a job.
Sharpie23 7
So op, what are you doing again? Oh yeah, making me a damn sammich
wilkshire13 0
yeah, an ass clown
my_user_name 7
Yup, nothing wrong with being a clown. If he wants to entertain people and he's happy, sounds great. No matter what at least he's bringing in money by working, I don't know why you would complain.
Smyth 3
at least he won't get in trouble for clowning on the job.
twinny_sc 13
Haha 56, that was lame but it made me chuckle. :)
theFMLwhore5 0
time for epic... clown sex? :D
uhazsquiads 0
clowns r scry ass people D: lol i saw a movie called "It" about clowns when I was 7 now I'm just freakin scared...
Melvar_10 3
65 ur hot OP suck it up, at least he's not IT..... orrr is he??????
StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0
this is not an FML, this is awesome! and #66, everyone & their fatass mother says that.
LMFAOwned 9
So you two gonna go 'clownin around'? See what I did there?
v1rulent 0
I see what you did there
benny2465 0
20 bucks says op doesn't have a job at all
nightELFassasin6 0
u get a ****** job op or stop bitching
KiddNYC1O 22
85- I'm in
skroal 7
YDI for your boyfriend finally getting a job. As a clown.
skull_candy 0
atleast now you have everything you need to role play when you know.. do it, I can picture it now. honk honk.
eggjuggler 0
FYBL for having an unsupportive gf. =( Let him do what he wants... "Oh no! My bf got a job making people happy! How can he possibly care more about that than about supporting my sorry butt with a job I can brag to my friends about??? He must not love me!"
number0 8
YDI for not having a clown fetish
time4coffee 3
He's got a job-be proud and I bet it's something he likes to do. Better than flipping burgers at BurgerKing
indianstrongman 0
Sounds like a real winner. U sure know how to pick em!
Zoh_Aubrey 8
Shut up OP. Homey don't play that.
beastmcbeastly 0
clowns need gfs too u racist (racist, clownist, or jobist?) bitch.
Ruukasu2005 9
Just as long as he doesn't do cocaine... k-k-kayeah!!
JohnGraveline 0
**** yes.
cyx_fml 0
skroal- stop with the needless comments and consume your time to do other things.
Brittney_E 0
clowns are creepy. O.o
scarletclaw 11
I have a funny felling that this isn't a joke. It's no laughing matter. It sounds quite serious. Your boyfriend needs to quit clowning around. ;)
thatxgirlxthere 0
...that's really sad...
iseefmls 0
How is him being a clown sad. Clowns ate hilarious with the ******** hats.
sammyprosnit 8
at least he has a job you unsupporting bizznotch.
ljbgamer 1
He could be a male prostitute.....
2O12 6
How are you certain that OP is unemployed?
FreshSalad 1
I hate clowns. And you live in my state! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh run for the Cascade mountains!
Sharpie23 7
heyy I live in WA also...and I too, hate clowns.
FreshSalad 1
cool cool. East or West?
Sharpie23 7
western wa closeish to seattle area
FreshSalad 1
oh cool I live on the east side
cyx_fml 0
I live in western Washington over by puyallup
m311 6
I'm gonna stalk all of you
wiggz1990 0
at least he got a job ???? am sorry but ppl can actuly clean the streets and their job would be more fulfilling than this and thats a decent job
dancer821 3
but everybody hates clowns
leena24 11
come on guys, this FML is no laughing matter! oh yes, I went there. :D
FreshSalad 1
not a good pun if you can even call it one.
thatxgirlxthere 0
nope it really isnt
DavidChu 0
I approve of this comment.
marylovesyou8D 7
fail.
c00lsk8erboi 7
lol.
illmatic2 16
6 is a win if you ask me.
MangaManiacNat 13
At least he has a job, quit complaining. Besides maybe that is what he really wants to be.
n8equalsd 0
So? He has a job, you ungrateful ****.
Darkness5100 0
I've never been more proud to be a cart pusher lol
scooter69 0
I would hate to be a clown! esp as a job haha plus clowns are kinda creepy...fyl