Anonymous
United States
Get them away from me
Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
France
Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML
Ploeboi
United States
Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
fmyboss
People never learn
Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Katrin
Norway
Today, I got into my car after a long shift at work. When I looked in my rear view mirror, a horrifyingly evil face grinned at me from the back window. I leaped out of the car, only to be chased around by two people in clown masks. It turned out to be a prank set up by my co-workers. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Allycat
Ronkonkoma, United States
Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML
SheaLili
United States
Freakout
Today, I took my kids to the circus. We were having fun, right up until the point they saw an old man dressed as a clown, at which point they screamed, grabbed onto my shorts, and managed to accidentally pull them down. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
Top comments
Ownord_fml 10
Do you work in a bank ? ^^
riotshields 4
YDI for thinking you have to work at a circus to be attacked by clowns.
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Comments (98)
nietsrepus 0
this is righteous. hahahaha
uncbballwins 0
nice
uncbballwins 0
I really don't see how people are so afraid of clowns..
kedaboo 0
I'm afraid of clowns but that is hilarious
ifyouseekamy666 0
I'm not afraid of clowns but I'm afraid of balloons so I guess I'm afraid of clowns that have balloons... Anyways this FML made me giggle tehe :3
bmiller2047 0
fluorescent adolescent? i love that song :)
tona01 16
i'm afraid of clowns since i saw IT when i was little
theian01 3
McDonnalds has a clown. Maybe multiple Ronalds attached him.
robotnhi 0
im not afraid of clowns i just hate them. really hate them!
hombrepollo 0
me too I couldn't go pee for a year after I saw IT.
Locoluis 15
One word for you: PENNYWISE
gamercanadian 11
I'm afraid of clowns and dolls lol after seeing the movie Child's play when I was like 6 yrs old.
IrishSoulja 4
WIN hahahaha
Ownord_fml 10
Do you work in a bank ? ^^
skittesryummy98 0
EPIC WIN ^
shaneac 0
The OP lives in Missouri, and so do I O.O
jazziness 12
I don't get it lol
TayonaC 10
I was born in Missouri !
whatcase 16
hahaha maybe you was on mushrooms or somethin
rockhound 0
Maybe you is on mushrooms or somethin
ifyouseekamy666 0
tehe :3
hopelessxdesign 5
wow, sorry but you both fail...it would be "maybe you were on mushrooms" in the past tense, and "maybe you are on mushrooms" in the present tense.
cowmeleon 2
#44 I believe he was mocking him
ieatbebies 0
ok mrs i know everything thx for the lesson i dont think she was correcting him
swinglifeaway123 8
You look like a fat Justin beiber.
Doortje 30
Cliniclowns?
krysxkatastrophe 14
What did I tell you about staying away from them Juggalos!?!
Necrocephalous 0
MMFCL
WickedClownMCL 1
Yea sorry we got the wrong guy... MMFWCL
WhiteZoneRedZone 6
All those pies in the office fridge should have tipped you off.
hickgirl1994 0
prity sure ya made this up
DocBastard 40
Are ya? Are ya prity sure? And how can ya be so sure? Do you work with OP? No. Are you a clown? No. Did you organise the attack? No. Are you breaking the commenting rules by yelling "fake"? Yes. Do you deserve to have a clown shoe up your ass? **** yes.
ShadyFTW1 0
Lol nice doc. But better a clown shoe then a beer bottle like that poor bastard in your picture xD
IcyJack 7
Hear ye, hear ye, the word of DocBastard. *obligatory chorus*
leprachaun405 0
all hail the might doc!!
Acousticpixie14 6
Seriously people. That is not the shape of a beer bottle! Looks more like a Coke bottle...
Imagirll 3
big deal. their clowns. WHOOP DE DOO! not.
docscientist 10
Thanks for transporting me back to the 90s.