Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Get them away from me
Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML
To each his own
Today, my boyfriend took me home for the first time. His place was covered in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. FML
Today, a clown came over for my son's 8th birthday party. There was a moment of silence then laughter as everyone realized the clown and I were wearing the same plaid shirt. FML
Today, I finally landed a new job, and thinking he would be proud, I told my boyfriend. Instead of congratulating me, he got mad that my work hours include Saturday, his laundry day. FML
Clown World
Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML
Classic
Today, after I helped get my boyfriend get a new job, he thanked me by dumping me for some whore who works there. FML
Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML
Cheaply romantic
Today, I walked into a dollar store as my boyfriend's girlfriend. I came out as his fiancé. FML
Nervous
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, while making a grand show of his generosity, my boss gave me my own commissions as a wedding gift. FML
Top comments
sammyprosnit 8
at least he has a job you unsupporting bizznotch.
ArtIsResistance7 1
Now all his childhood dreams are fufilled...you should be proud!
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Comments (174)
mrcoolman 0
ydi for putting this up here be happy that he actually has a damn job there are some people who don't have jobs and would appreciate having one even if it's a clown job stop complaining op
Nexzus 0
He got that ambition look at his eyes. This week it's the clown make-up, next week its the fries.
mush_room 0
lol she's a gold digger
unmadebed 0
hope he doesn't bring his costume to the bedroomXD
bigbadtim 7
Quit clowning around.
bigbadtim 7
Quit clowning around.
sadistmonkey 19
Homey don't play that.
bigbadtim 7
sorry about the double post.
rarr 0
I modded this 2 mins ago
5t3ff1k4h 47
Dude, it's a job. At least he's bringing in the green.
GoodLookingGeese 10
there is no such as a "not good enough job for me"