Cheaply romantic
Today, I walked into a dollar store as my boyfriend's girlfriend. I came out as his fiancé. FML
Today, I walked into a dollar store as my boyfriend's girlfriend. I came out as his fiancé. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I decided I would tell my mom I'm not going to marry my fiancé because it just didn't feel right, only to walk into my own surprise engagement party. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
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mike3775 39
I’m torn on this. Is it an FML because of where the proposal happened, or is it a YDI for where it happened. But outside that, congratulations
Crowned Sataness 12
if it makes you feel any better, my ex husband proposed to me while I was sitting on the toilet
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mike3775 39
I’m torn on this. Is it an FML because of where the proposal happened, or is it a YDI for where it happened. But outside that, congratulations
Ambrily 27
If you're a girl, you're his fiancée. Other than that, congrats, but maybe you could have said a 'temporary no' and asked him to do it somewhere else, if it makes you feel uncomfortable.
Wadlaen 24
Congratulations!😍
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Not sure what the FML here is unless you didn't want to be engaged. In which case, you have the right to say no to a proposal. But if it was one of those public proposals where you're put on the spot, you probably didn't want to hurt the guy's feelings in front of onlookers. The setting wasn't the most romantic, but trust me, it could have been a lot worse.
Crowned Sataness 12
if it makes you feel any better, my ex husband proposed to me while I was sitting on the toilet
xxlk4xx 6
my fiance proposed to me in a circle k parking lot! I honestly would have had it any other way (we picked the ring together and also went to go pick it up when it was ready!)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Sure, but did you find out when the Mongols ruled China?