Today, I was rear-ended while heading to my appointment with my physiotherapist. This is the physiotherapist I am seeing to treat the pinched disc I got from being rear-ended 6 months ago. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, after 2 years of paying off the insurance fees after an accident, I got rear-ended. It was the same driver who crashed into me the first time. FML
Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML
Today, I got t-boned while on my way represent myself in a deposition for a lawsuit I filed against my neighbor. The other driver was my neighbor's husband. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Today, I drove my husband's car to the mall because my car was in the shop. The bumper was being repaired because I got rear ended while stopped at a traffic light. While stopped at the same intersection I got rear ended again. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
jcash52426 5
Maybe it was Physiotherapist rear ending you to help you get over being rear ended
iswearimhuman 12
The odds REALLY aren't in your favour. Getting rear ended twice within six months?? That's an impressive record. Hope you're ok though!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (12)
stumpygremlin 13
That's a fantastic way to keep the business going!
SayHello115 3
I got rear ended exactly six months ago too. it was a 4 car lineup crash.
jcash52426 5
Maybe it was Physiotherapist rear ending you to help you get over being rear ended
iswearimhuman 12
The odds REALLY aren't in your favour. Getting rear ended twice within six months?? That's an impressive record. Hope you're ok though!
Falconacious 3
Sounds like you need less offensive bumper stickers.
Falconacious 3
Sounds like you need less offensive bumper stickers.
Youre_A_Pussy 19
Maybe you should come to a stop a little slower
Moerighan 23
It wasn't your boyfriend was it?
finian1108 19
I bet he got distracted by the radio
cootiequeen4444 11
I feel dumb. I looked up physiotherapist only to see it's another term for physical therapist. And looking at the word, it makes so much sense! I'm such a doof lol.
buddy0712 10
Hey this is my FML! Not sure why it didn't show my username, but anyway I'm okay, still sore from the last time though ha. Hopefully this is the last time I will be in any kind of accident!