Today, I found out that I will be spending my spring break alone because my family is going to France. I can't go with them nor go with any of my friends because I have to take care of the cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
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You'll understand when you're older
Today, my mom told me the night before our school trip that I’m not going so she could get a refund. Now I have to stay alone with my mom for a week, while my friends are having the time of their life in NYC. FML
Bon voyage!
Today, I found out that I get to spend the next two weeks at my grandparents' house, which smells like cat litter, while the rest of my family takes a cruise through the Caribbean. They can't afford to take a ninth person. FML
Teenage kicks
Today, I found out that ALL of my friends were in the same class and I was in a different one. They went away on camp, and I'm going to be alone for this whole week. FML
Covid 24
Today, I am passing New Year's Eve alone with my cat because everybody around me decided to celebrate in close committee, had a family emergency, or caught the C plague. FML
Having a whale of a time
Today, my boyfriend is packing up his apartment and my parents have gone to a seminar, but I can’t complain about being lonely during the Easter holidays. I'm being kept company by a hundred industrious ants, a very loud cat, and an enthusiastic Aunt Flo. FML
Today, I live in dorms and found out everyone is leaving for Christmas break. I also found out my student loan didn't go through, so now I cant afford to go visit my family that lives over 7 hours away. I guess I'll be spending Christmas alone in a dorm room. FML
Today, I found out my mom booked me a flight to stay with relatives who I don't like, and who don't like me. I leave in two days, and don't return until the day before school starts. FML
Today, I had to cancel all of the plans to go away on a romantic weekend with my boyfriend. My parents are going out of town for a night and I have to stay home a babysit my little sister. She's 19. FML
Today, after weeks of looking forward to my birthday trip to the beach, I've come down with a serious case of the flu. My family is still going without me, but at least now they don't have to pay someone to watch the dog. Happy birthday to me. FML
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lajaynay 15
they have kennels you know.
neopoliandreams 0
just get your neighbor to feed it.
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lajaynay 15
they have kennels you know.
draino108 0
YDI for having a cat
ImaginaryFoe 1
Agreed with #1. That was the first thing I thought of. If they can afford a trip to France, they can afford a kennel. Maybe the real problem is OP doesn't have any money for the trip.
jdub28 0
you don't need to put a cat in a kennel! it is a smart animal, just leave about a weeks worth of food and water out. the cat can pretty much take care of itself. or better yet give your neighbor $40 and a key to the house and have them check on the cat a few times while you are away.
Fuzzygraywolf 0
well just throw a wild house party wile they are in Europe. problem solved
ipts 0
id drive the cat out 300 miles and drop him off. ur parents are di ckheads and deserve at least that
kieran247 0
#41 :P
ReyEr9412 0
Today, my family went to France. **** Their Lives. But seriously that is just a bullshit excuse because they didn't want the OP to go with them because they either don't like her company or it is too expensive.
bleedinginside 0
I don't see the problem PARTY!!!
Mehness 0
To all of you sadistic weirdos: Killing the cat won't solve the problem... and just maybe the OP likes his/her cat? To 1: Agreed in the entirety.
MidgetMonster 0
um ya you could afford an automatic dispenser or a trusted friend to take care of it. maybe op isn't so innocent and deserves it
sterrizzill 0
don't leave that cat alone! He'll throw a wild party and blame it on your friends.
AndreaHaha 0
I agree with number 16 ydi for having a cat because cats suck
AnonymousGalifrey 1
I'd rather stay home the french are ******* and hate america
ElegantSadist 0
or you could just let the cat go missing
phreshboi 1
you could just go with the cat, and yes you do deserve it for having a cat. just take the cat somewhere nice like catspace, the place where you launch it into space while ur on vacation. It's wayyyyyyy better than a cenal
crazycornn 0
run away to Vegas and mail the cat to where your family is staying. oh, and take all the money in the house with you.
fylrofl 0
kill mr kitty... that'll teach em
madattheworld 0
I think your family hates you
skull_candy 0
#41 win
dakingshan 0
shut up
stfubp 0
that's the way... stay in the kitchen
TBFLpassion 0
pretty sure cats are sel suffient and u have niehbors right? or something like a pet hotel?
zendaddy0 0
1.send it to a 2.party 3. ? 4.profit
neopoliandreams 0
just get your neighbor to feed it.
lizzy0131 0
Yes, why not drop off the cat to a neighbor or to the kennel? I have a hard time thinking this is real because if OP family can aford to go to France can't they spend an extra $50-$100 (or whatever it costs) to put cat in the kennel? But if this it real, FYL.
TheObnoxiousNarw 1
Well at least you don't have to leave the kitchen! ;)
JamesM9794 0
sounds like home alone the movie, but no comedy, I say rack up a bunch of charges on their cable on hbo and ppv
actress5698 1
yeah I don't know y but this reminds me of fatal attraction
bordercolliemom 0
call a petsitter or throw some parties while your in charge
pathtoprevail 0
**** cats!!!
blindyblonde13 0
^^ agreed. YDI for having a cat.
piemasterp 8
Just what i was going to say. YDI for owning a cat!
goldenone 2
seriously cats suck and ruin everything
catlady4eva 9
Yeah sure you deserve to have some shit happen to you for having a loving pet that I'm sure OP loves. If they deserve that for having a cat then everyone deserve shit happening to them because they have a dog or a bird. ******* grow up
SugaryPal 0
dude, its a ******* cat just leave it a big bowl of food and leave 0_0
hillaryd19 1
That's not how you take care of a cat.
Jessi_Rose96 0
Cat...or happiness? Happiness. Take it over to a relatives house then leave with your friends.
boco87 0
My cat just died very young and very suddenly. I would trade places with you in a heartbeat.
Bro_Namath 0
I don't think you should, considering you killed your first cat. If OP is that dumb to actually stay home and "cat-sit", then I think he/she cares somewhat about the cat and wouldn't want your incapable ass taking care of it.
boco87 0
I was pretty sure some prepubescent cum scum would try to make a hurtful remark. Thank you for reinforcing my low opinion of humanity.
Finalninja447 2
Now you get to make an open house party?
perdix 31
Put some anti-freeze in a can of tuna and that will "take care" of the cat. . . and Bon Voyage à France!
jellybean120 10
Oh no! That's so cruel! I don't like cats and would totally give away a pet for a trip to France, but I would never think of killing it.
ibrett93 0
Agreed, Perdix. I would just tie a weight to the cat and throw it into a nearby pond, lake, river, creek, etc.
perdix 31
jellybean, calm down, sweetie, I'm just making a joke. I'd never poison a cat. I'd . . ., no, I was going to mention another way to "take care" of a cat, but I'm afraid jellybean might blow a gasket.
lickmyjock 0
She can blow my gasket anytime, god damn.
DGross 8
The trick is to use enough voltage that it doesn't leave any marks... natural causes, right? jk but seriously...owning a cat myself I would leave the cat with my uncle (who loves her) or just leave her with clean litter, ample food, and new water. Most of the time she loves to lay in the sun / watch stuff outside / hunt a mouse (if one gets in) / etc so they tend to keep themselves occupied rather well :-)
jellybean120 10
No! it's ok! say it. I'm curious. Like I said, I don't like cats.
mshafty 0
Whoa everyone needs to hold on here, she can't kill the Cat!! She would be the first suspect. What she needs to do is hire an independent contract killer to take care of this. I don't know what the going rate for cats is, but I know a Chihuahua will cost you about $800 bucks, so work around that figure. Its a little pricey, but definitely worth a trip to France. Good luck ;)
o0XMzMayX0o 0
haha 64 lol really hire a hit man too funny. OP- ur life sux but trow a huge party and have the time of ur life no parents no rules nothing!! see stuff on the bright side ;) and if ur old enough for no rules well go crazy and do something u would never do cuz ur family would kno!
hillaryd19 1
I'm sure you're a great person.
rodstayposted 0
ha you have to take care of your pussy!
iitz4l3x 0
lol
fylrofl 0
pee on the carpet and blame kitty... somehow break the microwave in the process.