Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
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Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
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Today, I was on the couch, about to make out with the guy I've been dating. As soon as our lips touched, my overprotective dog ran up and bit him. He bled. FML
Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
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perdix 31
I'll bet that was a real letdown.
xerikax3 0
Through the lip ? Ouch.... well atleast it was memorable.
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Comments (154)
Silkie 0
Kinky ;3
lilypiee 0
Biting lips can be sexy but in this case it sounds simply painful. Romantic moment gone awry. FYL OP.
nldawgsccr22795 0
ewwww
happy_ending 0
thank god u weren't giving him roller coaser head..
5t3ff1k4h 47
*bobbobbobCHOKE*
magaliwoodrock 19
I KNOW! My Ex bf tried to do that we hit our heads really hard, and we probably kiss for like 2 seconds, it was like a peck, it was soo stupid! haha!
girly30galore 0
he makes bad decisions.... get rid of him
YourSweetie 0
but it will make such a precious story :)
Fici 0
IN THE FACE
Jesskidding 0
How is this possible....
Silkie 0
Well when two people love each other very much...
jellybeans4833 7
roller coasters r scary :(