Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML
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Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
I'll bet that was a real letdown.
xerikax3 0
Through the lip ? Ouch.... well atleast it was memorable.
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Comments (154)
kiddeadpool 0
you deserved it you could just say no that us acwird allowed in a relationship
south153 0
I love how u spell out the word you but than fail on saying awkward
south153 0
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5t3ff1k4h 47
15, your comment doesn't even make sense. GTFO.
Barrientos432 5
It doesn't suck..It bites!! bahahaha!! that was lame..-.-
dabomblyktiktikk 0
i freaking love your icon thats amazing
xyadove 8
jhahah I agree!! icon is amazing
donellsmommy 0
eww sounds painful
Rheannon 0
Romantic
Doopliss01 0
YDI..
loserboii 11
was there a crunch noise or was it like a splatter noise?
Snow_Daisy 7
or a ripping noise? ...like paper. Bleh. :/
ThePopularLoner 0
I don't think OP would've heard anything while feeling the pain of having teeth pierce her lip :/
lilly831 0
I think it was for the picture they take before you drop x)
Granddragon 0
give him the first ******* on a really bumpy road.
dabomblyktiktikk 0
oh you are really evil. >:D thats so awesome (:
tristun69 0
Great. Now next time attempt to fly off a rollercoaster.
Tahsis 4
OMFG, this one is hilarious.