Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML
Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML
Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend's 4-year-old son and four of his friends to the amusement park. While walking down a hill, I slipped on some water and slid down the hill, taking out multiple children. It wasn't rain. I'd slid on vomit. FML
Today, my friend made me go on a carnival ride. The whole time, I complained that I was going to puke. I didn't, though. She did, all over me. FML
Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML
Today, my 3 year-old son projectile vomited on me. I was covered head to toe in blue Gatorade vomit. FML
Today, I was putting a wristband on a little boy's wrist so he could swim in the waterpark. Just before I finished, he coughed all over my hands and arms. I finished and looked up at the boy just in time for us to make eye contact and for him to cough directly into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML
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Top comments
giantsfan2010 23
I would probably throw up just from that whole thing happening
wheresmymary 22
He was probably really embarrassed
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Comments (75)
YourOpinionSucks 22
Sounds like a sticky situation.
CommentKing207 23
You failed. Miserably.
False_Stupidity 42
It's sickening when people are so quick to spew out these overused puns that immediately get down voted into oblivion.
mds9986 24
44- it's even more sickening that people actually get mad at them. Does it really bother you that much?
NathanSchmitz988 7
Yes
MalekiMaker99 22
Is it really such a bother?
sstahpp 33
47..you completely missed it.
YourOpinionSucks 22
It's part of the English language, if you don't like puns, or play on words, invent your own language, or maybe go **** yourself. Either one is fine.
deathshead 19
and don't learn Chinese it's full of puns, the language is basicly built for puns.
irwingiggles 26
awwh that is disgusting! poor you!
ScottVining 21
My dog threw up out the window of the car and a similar result occurred
MrConcise 35
This just reminded me of It's Always Sunny, the show that taught me not to throw jars of pee out the window.
NathanSchmitz988 7
Your mom should of taught you that
Miss_Whipped 43
Your mom should've taught you that there is no 'of' in 'should HAVE.'
gosh_mate 30
That's definitely not a nice time OP! I hope you got to wash it all off straight away.
Nexpecto 28
At least she had her mouth closed. 2Strangers1Rollercoaster
DoomSkuller 28
Judging by the name on the fml, I think OP is a he
giantsfan2010 23
I would probably throw up just from that whole thing happening
SystemofaBlink41 27
I just pictured a never-ending chain of people barfing.
giantsfan2010 23
For some reason I did as well, great minds think alike!
logicnazi 18
Family guy. You know the episode.
PePziNL 20
The BarferCoaster. Fun for the whole family!
chrisann1023 21
I hope that wasn't your first experience with roller coasters...Either way hopefully next time you go on one, it goes better!
khorstmye 15
I think I would have thrown up as well, and then started a chain reaction of it. But when ever I hear stories like this I can help but think of the movie The Sandlot!
Wallflowerchild 12
Glad I wasn't the only one who thought of this movie.
wheresmymary 22
He was probably really embarrassed
VonBlitzkrieg 27
kid got his money's worth
daddysgirl243 21
it just had to be the person in front of you, not anyone else. that's my luck in life