Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML
Today, my friend made me go on a carnival ride. The whole time, I complained that I was going to puke. I didn't, though. She did, all over me. FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy. We were walking in a park and decided to go on the swings. As I was swinging super high up, I threw up. FML
Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML
Today, I was planning to ask a guy at school out since I had mustered up the confidence to finally tell him how I really felt. I ended up puking on him. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
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supertacowaffle 41
I take it that was a no then...
whiskuit 0
Sounds like a "Ye-AAAGGGHHGHUAGAGGHGHGGHHH" to me
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Comments (122)
supertacowaffle 41
I take it that was a no then...
wintamint101 7
you mean it was a yes
babybass009 3
Ahaha same here.
whybother8 0
it was a hell yea! not a yes.
whiskuit 0
Sounds like a "Ye-AAAGGGHHGHUAGAGGHGHGGHHH" to me
bogusbroskii 0
lololol
zakkyzebra 11
"Sorry I get projectile vomiting when I'm nervous."
Shy_Anne 10
he should have reconsidered after that
The_Weirdo 10
I've been turned on by vomit ever since I saw Two Girls One Cup. Hopefully your boyfriend is too.
PrincezzLena05 0
your name goes good with your comment ..
garrettsgirl 0
awe that sucks :( hopefully you explained afterward that it wasn't the question that made you puke lol
dolphincheddar 10
smooth move, exlax. well it's really his fault for asking you out on a ride your stomach can't handle. next time go with him on a ferris wheel or in a love tunnel like normal people.. silly
ChiliMac 0
Awkward! Hopefully he can laugh it off later...
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
that video is the most disgusting thing ever. I do not know a girl that can poo that much...
AussieBro 0
Probably not the body fluids he was after...
ChickenInMyKitch 4
"Today, I decided I would ask my date to be my girlfriend. We went to the carnival and everything was going well, so I popped in the question. That's when she threw up on me. FML"
cenax27 0
hell ye
TeaLover_fml 0
First.
supertacowaffle 41
*Second
MrleClochard 4
Fail.
DKjazz 20
I wonder if it's still going to get moderated. I mean, you said the 'f' word, but you weren't actually f*rst.
carmenm 6
damn that's unlucky , but don't you know how to aim
iSitt 0
offer to shower with him
carmenm 6
I like this idea ;) ha
JaseRiot 0
So, that's how you do it on Oklahoma?
Lexi_Ray 5
that made me lol haha
iSurf_fml 8
Unfortunately, that's exactly how we do it. I'm not proud, I'm trying to escape.
mignon1976 0
Actually that's only one way we do it in Oklahoma..
iSurf_fml 8
It sucks, don't deny it. Atleast we don't live in Kansas.
daBeast155 0
where in from that's second base haha
missIrene 6
yes cuz doing it during a "scary" ride is the appropriate time lol most people would have chose a Ferris Wheel
superhoss56 6
You sir are quite an ass hole, Oklahoma is country and god damn proud of it son!
isabel22 0
Aaawwww man that sucks but I'm sure next time he asks you out he will take cover
Jesus_Christ69 0
sexy car ^
RaineLee 5
Haha how did things go after that?
knights95 9
If I was that guy I would have been happy with it because I have a vomit fetish.
notverysuperdean 9
thats not creepy in the least....
anongrl 2
that's just weird... I on the other hand have a vomit phobia.
st0uffer 1
Wtf that's gross
imnotcraZ 0
he probably took that well
Doortje 30
Ouch. Hopefully he still wants you anyway and in a few months/years you'll have a good laugh about it.
himynameischeese 6
never do something you can't do...on a first date
ChantelRenaeee 0
hopefully he takes that a a 'yes'.