Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
Today, I was on the couch, about to make out with the guy I've been dating. As soon as our lips touched, my overprotective dog ran up and bit him. He bled. FML
Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
I'll bet that was a real letdown.
xerikax3 0
Through the lip ? Ouch.... well atleast it was memorable.
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Comments (154)
PrimeStarscream 30
Don't breed with him.
austinwyke 2
HA.
Killn4Laughs 0
Hey could have been ALOT worse-liiiike it could have been your tongue--Oooo see I told u lol
evey661 5
Ur an idiot for leaning in
markusse 0
How can he be your boyfriend if you never kissed? What are you? 8? Even 10 year olds kiss before calling themselves boyfriend and girlfriend...
Clubkicker_fml 0
That bites
brittanie711 3
my first kiss was in his moms car at someone else's house .. that had nothing to do with me or him. but it was the best kiss I have ever had (:
quitcryingbitch 2
I wonder if it was the first and LAST kiss???
doglover100 29
Sounds painful.
aibasmith 7
Ouch