Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML
Today, I was helping my boyfriend in the garden. When I wanted to break a piece of wood, I lost my balance. Head first against a stone. Result: five stitches in my upper lip, and a loose tooth. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents awoke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, I was out skating with a guy I really like. I put on my best moves, to impress him. I ended up slicing his lip open with my skate mid-jump. His lip is now wired shut by twelve stitches. FML
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poopy910 8
I'm sure that made a lovely piercing.
sumdizzyfoo 0
Those must be some horrible teeth or a horendous kisser..."oh no I'm falling, I'll catch my balance on your face, with my jaws"...do you date a german shepherd
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Comments (53)
poopy910 8
I'm sure that made a lovely piercing.
Dont_Explain 3
If he ripped through your lip, either he ripped off the part above it, or pulled you down with him, or his teeth came out... if his teeth came out, I'm sure they would look lovely as a piercing... Why the **** was his teeth over your lips anyway? You had your lip in his mouth? o.O I'm trying to visualise this, and unless you have retarded kissing, it looks like: http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/8396/fmlt.png or this: http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/7613/fmlf.png
paprik 0
care to make an animation as well? :D
WhatANoob 0
That's a huge turn on
infinitii 0
frost bite!
noidea_fml 3
ouchh! sorry about that :(
xbarbiextwinsx 0
ouch.
realggirl 0
Ouch!
ohz_boyzz 0
:| how is that even possible?
niadanac1 3
This is much like the cracked tooth, lot of kissing related mishaps lately. Take notice everyone!
Victoria13_fml 0
awe man . poor you
Spaceghost77 0
Thank God your in England and everyone has the smile of a sand tiger shark. I bet no one will even notice.
thecirclingskies 0
LIES
sumdizzyfoo 0
Those must be some horrible teeth or a horendous kisser..."oh no I'm falling, I'll catch my balance on your face, with my jaws"...do you date a german shepherd
Joefo 0
exactly what i was thinking... how do his teeth puncture your lip if he tried to kiss you and slipped?
spreadtheword1o1 0
I don't believe u