nenette
France
Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML
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smackaroonial 20
Put febreeze on it. According to the commercials you can cover up anything, even the *****. Just make sure to walk around blindfolded so you don't have to see it.
JuliaaNoelle 26
Haven't you all realized that these shit puns aren't funny anymore
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DestinyNiya 33
That must've been shit. Sorry, OP.
JuliaaNoelle 26
Haven't you all realized that these shit puns aren't funny anymore
edward80 18
Yes, i agree, that wasn't even punny
MeanBeagle 22
there is definitely a "load" of them "piling" up in the comments lately
Ichiya 29
Just thumb them down and move on I get more annoyed with people complaining about the shitty puns or when someone makes a bad first comment. It isn't that big of a deal.
Hiktmae 20
Lol I actually liked #30's
Bricktothehead 21
Quite the shitty situation.
NeatNit 33
that must have scared the shit out of him! you know, since we're already making unfunny jokes...
hduebdo 14
You must be new here
es3508 16
It sounds like you've had a crappy day.
JayDay_123 18
Yuck. Sorry OP. Good luck with the stains.
smackaroonial 20
Put febreeze on it. According to the commercials you can cover up anything, even the *****. Just make sure to walk around blindfolded so you don't have to see it.
Pauline96_fml 20
Or she could have her boyfriend clean it up since he was the one that caused it in the first place
sarah5745 41
Op's boyfriend probably didn't know that the cat was gonna shit like that in the first place
comedybreak 20
What happened to the first comment always being "seems like a shitty situation" on these kind of FMLs
sarah5745 41
I'm guessing that you haven't read the first comment yet..
badluckalex 23
Or the 5 after it... they're all shit puns edit - no pun intended!
austin_spade 11
I hope that your boyfriend was sprayed with the shit as well.
Jboy12213 6
#7 The boyfriend didn't mean for the cat's poop to spray everywhere.
coming back in the future 30
OP should dump her bf. *sarcasm*
MrConcise 35
That was a mental image I didn't need. I'll never be able to touch a chocolate fountain again.
Sonii008 19
You gave yourself that mental image dude... -.-
blazerman_fml 17
Himself and now us -.-
MrConcise 35
You can thank me after the next wedding reception you attend. :)
LittleSushi_fml 13
If he had the poopsies, wouldn't he have crapped on your lap anyway?
heryseshta 9
My sister in law is a vet tech and said sometimes cats get scared and release poop from their anal gland. It doesn't always matter if they have the ***** or not. It's a self defense mechanism and smells worse than normal shit.
cryssycakesx3 23
poopsies though...
wannabesinger 16
Anal glands don't hold poop though. While it is true that animals will expressed their anal glands or their bowels when scared, the two do not go hand and hand.
JessieTaft 17
Maybe you should tell your boyfriend not to try to scare you when your cat is on your lap.