Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML
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Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
Today, I was on the couch, about to make out with the guy I've been dating. As soon as our lips touched, my overprotective dog ran up and bit him. He bled. FML
Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
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perdix 31
I'll bet that was a real letdown.
xerikax3 0
Through the lip ? Ouch.... well atleast it was memorable.
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Comments (154)
jellybeans4833 7
that's SUCKS!!!D:
snagglepaste 0
Ha, FAIL #2!! You deserve it, no one cares.
Ashle1gh 14
No, you're not.
RecklessJellyBea 7
Consider yourself lucky. Most girls don't get to experience such an intense kiss
sports_chika 0
omg! ouch! the rest of the rioller coaster must have been horrible!!!
epr 0
It was a nice attempt..
dickster 0
And you decided it was a good time to kiss back??? Both FYL because that really sucks and YDI because you apparently leaned close enough for him to bite through your lip and solely blame him.
xiShawnx 0
I love your pic number 10
dabomblyktiktikk 0
man, trolls suck, but u suck at being a troll. damn you doubly suck. you should go away ): haha jk bout the last part.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
It's a new type of piercing :D
Silkie 0
Actually it bites....
Day_Dreams 0
this sounds like a funny story people will tell if you and your boyfriend het married.
bamditzki 0
thats why they say youll never forget the 1st kiss
Melaniee_fml 0
don't complain that was a really sweet idea
KingOf69 0
why the **** did he bite you he must be retarded it's not that hard to give someone a kiss on a rollercoaster
BoyFromTheFuture 0
when he said you look good enough to eat he meant it;) did he follow this up with some fava beans and a nice chianti?
owneditup 0
its funny because your not first
gangstalife4me 0
suprise lip piercing
LexSwift 17
Ohh. Sorry. That bites. Lol
Niki53811 0
ugh tht suxx
GeekMaster6000 3
Q-*******-Q
zanguard 0
Surprise lip biting > surprise butt secks
_TONGAN_ 5
how could u and your boyfriend reach each other on a roller coaster!! *Long Necks Maybe?*
OneHottBaby 1
first
PineappleEspress 0
Pillow
youngrob 0
glasses
skatingalyy 0
circle with a line going through it
tmcnatt2012 0
list of above pictures
xtfauthorx 0
Your face? :D
deafeningsilence 8
Um, striped sweater! :D
0___0 9
face.
skull_candy 0
nakedness
iloveeyouuxD 9
Fail.
ieatunicorn4fun 7
Large Penis
eb0ny 15
^^ and these comments serve as an example why I love FML commenters.
lolfood 24
Parge Lenis
battleroyalefan6 16
fancy as **** cat
ChocolateEclaire 0
Ouch...
BlackbeltSubo 4
Well, every relationship has it's ups and downs.
xerikax3 0
Through the lip ? Ouch.... well atleast it was memorable.
ralphgragasin 0
I'll **** u on a roler coaster!!!
LightningLadyy 0
That's a compliment coming from Avenged Sevenfold. Take that offer.
SomeGuy490 0
Avenged sevenfold is the best! R.I.P. the Rev.
xyadove 8
oh gosh ur pic scares me #31
LightningLadyy 0
88, I know. Those are my friends little sisters posters. she had millions O.o
vickybabey13 0
oh shiet not good at timing huh?
perdix 31
I'll bet that was a real letdown.
Sumner750 0
lip ring?
angeljewlz 7
lol! good way to look at it. sucks for you op!
zolltf 4
You could say he bit off... *puts on sunglasses* More than he could chew. YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
thatonekidjohnny 0
I now have great respect for you.
musixinme 0
haha 50 ftw but the idea of it was romantic it just didnt turn out as hoped :S
5t3ff1k4h 47
50, well played. But, isn't it usually the Miami dude on here that does those? :P
heatherewf 0
lol!!!!!
ashleyann94 1
lmao wow that really sucks :P
Bartimaeus 7
It takes two to tango. You didn't have to kiss him back. Don't blame it all on him. You could have avoided it. YDI. (but sorry about your lip)
xesyeso 0
hey! he tried...