Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
Today, I was on the couch, about to make out with the guy I've been dating. As soon as our lips touched, my overprotective dog ran up and bit him. He bled. FML
Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
perdix 31
I'll bet that was a real letdown.
xerikax3 0
Through the lip ? Ouch.... well atleast it was memorable.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (154)
Sports_girl4life 0
awe that's cute that he thought of doing a first kiss on a roller coaster, but that sucks you got hurt.
MissPurple_fml 0
I guess he figured he'd better do it right then and there in case you both died on the ride
lawlatyourfml 0
awe thats cute, good for you. you got over the fact that somebody was retarded and dated them anyways.
jessxoxo28 5
lmao, im sorry but thats so funny! lmao
xo_cutie_xo137 0
I'm sorry :( that must've hurt. But at least you know you have a creative boyfriend. I thought the idea was cute and original. :)
iP00PonN00bz 0
it is shark week....;)
SimplySarah_fml 0
That's romantic, it also would have been alot better had it not gone like that though. lol
maalicious 0
ydi for having a bf
mR_StAtiiC 0
Ydi for letting him kiss you in the first place knowing the roller coaster was going to drop.:)
davidlime 3
mega drop ?? x]