Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML
Today, I was going to have my first overnight with the guy I’ve been seeing. Upon learning I'd packed my own condoms, he told me it was vulgar, unladylike, and suspicious that I had them. When I pointed out that he had condoms, he said, “Well yeah I’m a guy. I’m supposed to have those.” FML
Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML
Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
kristina_woof 6
Because that makes it so much better... Your boyfriend is an idiot. Sorry OP!
IOmnomHard 10
Hey, don't judge...I mean, some people collect stamps... This is much more interesting.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (114)
SarcasticUnicorn 9
Everyone has that one weird thing, but that's taking it to a new level.
SarcasticUnicorn 9
Gahh, I said almost the exact thing as 8.
xMiss_Maggot 7
when he is not around, go find it and throw it away. BUT use gloves first obviously
xMiss_Maggot 7
oops i meant wear*
thiscrazything 1
Use gloves for the used gloves.
SoUseless 8
Everyone has to have a hobby. ;) Your boyfriend's hobby just happens to be disgusting in a very awesome way.
FMLshark 12
Your definition of "awesome" makes me wonder what collections YOU have.
b00ms 1
Have you seen a used condom?
Rodders_SOTC 1
...probably one of the most ****** up things I have ever heard. Serial killers have been less creepy than this.
thiscrazything 1
And you know this because.........
LittleGreenPaola 23
Well, probably a cheater, creepy, and affected by compulsive hoarding. A winning combination!
AlexaWuzHere 31
I'm just going to agree with your username. Honestly, that's a disgusting thing to collect.
PanikBaby 8
Um ewwwwwwww!!!! :O
LOL_really_ 0
Gross!
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Awww I wish my boyfriend was romantic like that ;-)
wildsweetchild 19
We are all a little ****** up in or own ways...some just more than others...your boyfriend definitely belongs to the "more than others" group..plus I think by the way he said it, sounds like he's cheating. Check for yourself...his collection might eventually grow into something even more disgusting..