Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Gladewater, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Cheapskate
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
WTF
Ottawa, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML
hmmmm
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Tiny Tim
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
MenstruallyFrustrated
Surprise, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML
Gurior
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the condoms I bought a few years ago as a celebration of dumping my girlfriend due to a lack of sex, have expired. Every last one of them. FML
anon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Quickshot
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Carmen
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Broke boy
Today, I realized that my boyfriend does not stop by my apartment to give me a kiss between classes. He is actually stopping by between his classes to steal my condoms because he is too cheap to pay for them when he cheats on me. FML
Anonymous
Shailer Park, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
To do what?
Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my husband that when I get my birth control taken out later this year, I would like to take a break from it for a while. He just said, "Condoms are too expensive and I don't want to waste $2 every time we do it." FML
Mary
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
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Notsocharmedlife 0
That's sooo gross!
DrDilllonReese 12
Hey, its a tough economy...
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Notsocharmedlife 0
That's sooo gross!
VVeetard 8
How the hell did OP not know for that long?
yourkindacool18 5
how often do you guys have sex...
ThreeSheetsGone 12
The real question is: How do you know if there was a hole in it or not? You don't. See you in 9 months, OP.
Damn_Hippster 11
Your boyfriend doesn't get stuff, does he?
rarrar321 3
1, thank you captain obvious.
tona01 16
26 yeah, the boyfriends idea of saving money will cost him more in the long run
DrDilllonReese 12
15- You'd think the condom would start to look familiar, huh?
RainbowHeadache 2
That is gross... wouldn't it end up drying out and getting crunchy after a while? :|
SCREAM4meeee 0
The ****?? You can get a pack of 30 for 10$!
DrDilllonReese 12
72- That is about $.33 per condom. I could get one in a nasty gas station bathroom for a quarter.
tona01 16
Yes but the condom would be as nasty as the bathroom you bought it from
Keyman1212 14
This reminds me of a picture that's been floating around on the Internet for some time about a girl who used a used condom on her sleeping boyfriend and it broke, and she essentially raped him, and he never knew any of it took place. Disturbing mind that girl has.
enonymous 9
Just like the condom... Your BF decided to go green
DrDilllonReese 12
86- I like it nasty
rla123 0
if it,s stupid but works, it isn't stupid.
tatababe 1
If he thinks condoms are expensive imagine how expensive the baby is
PopRocks14 0
I guess we will be getting a FML soon about how OP is soon to be pregnant..
xXT9Xx 0
Dammnnnnn Sally, why are you hating on crunchy condoms?
demonstare7 5
78- $.30 a condom. Not that difficult.
klumzy0123456789 6
pregnacy test
nitram06 2
188 - How stupid to correct someone that's right with an incorrect answer - $10.00/30 condoms = .33c each....
Daralea 21
Don't forget to add sales tax to that.
DrDilllonReese 12
212- thank you for fixing his math while I was at school. Apparently I need to take 188 with me...
demonstare7 5
212- 30 condoms divided by 3.00 or 300 cents is 30. Smd.
DrDilllonReese 12
It's 10 dollars. If I ever paid 30 dollars for condoms I'd want them laced with gold and unicorn hair.
Bobthedrunk 2
Go get checked, you can probably get a STD from that
PoopNuggetLeader 4
282 STDs don't grow out off a condom
ViciousPlatinum 7
wouldnt that hurt after the first few times? thats a bio-hazard
teresa96706 29
How would we know how often they had sex in the past month?
DoubleDose 0
That condom must be packed full of cum harder than an Alaskan pipeline is packed full of frozen turd
ankoku 2
Is anyone else impressed by the durability of that condom? What brand was that, op?
DrDilllonReese 12
Hey, its a tough economy...
indielove 13
He's a baller on a budget
rawrr61 4
Just remember, kids; condoms are cheaper than diapers.
whoisthisgirl 4
Even so a lot of planned parenthoods give condoms for free.. The one near me gives you 15 durex condoms, no charge.
DrOfTheInternet 6
LOL
rawrr61 4
One of those support groups around here decided to hand out fliers with condoms stapled to them... the staple was through the condom.
Soreeyeah 17
Lol. @ 94. That's genius
unknownfork 12
Where have you been since 2008?
fadingfaith 4
Well how else would it stay?
bhangu023 0
Even tougher with possibly a baby on the way
DerekBlaskie 6
Well we know a few things about ops bf. He broke, retarded, but apparently can last during sex.. Either that or she's boring as hell.. It does take two to tango..
dickydickman 0
Practical, yet stupid, but yet again, practical
Sierz 0
But yet again stupid
dickydickman 0
But then again very practical
kiran_fml 5
Not practical if she gets preggo
cowgirl69 2
Lol dickydickman
m1989_fml 10
OMFG, that's disgusting!!!!
Alyta 0
How is that pissible? I dont get it! Doesnt it hav to be new for a guy to use it? I mean thats way to gross
malignantmegan 3
...hah "pissible" so gonna use that....
KiddNYC1O 22
22- Amen.
atlanta_lex 0
Hilarious
The_Troller 14
Virgin-alert
xmayne 0
Have your parents given you the sex talk yet?
theevilduchess 12
Must be like a war memorial... Each new generation gets to see where their predecessors fell.
BronyVasNormandy 12
44- There are no women on the Internet.
ireallylikewomen 0
lmao
mspeacock 6
Best response ev-ar!
herpitydurteedur 0
Reminds me of an episode of panty and stocking where there was a tissue shortage XD
Nuahavizu 17
this made me laugh, and then i thought about it a little bit more and kind of wanted to vomit.
death_prevails 6
Dude looks like a lady! ...Oh, wait
NitroTonicsFML 4
That's like a crazy acid sperm condom.
dogpup4 23
Haha I have that same Mario sweet tin from your profile picture. The sweets tasted weird but I kept the mushroom.
aliadnan708 6
He batter get some new condoms and pay 3$ before his condom breaks and he would have to pay child support
Gloritank 8
Better*?
aliadnan708 6
Lol ya mention better lmao
ThisIsSpicy 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Hey maybe he's going back to the good ole days, when they had reusable condoms...