Today, I came home after a party to my parents, who confronted me. They said that my phone had made a pocket call to them and they heard a good half hour of people talking about drugs and alcohol. I confessed at that point. I checked my phone after. I hadn't called them in three days. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML
Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML
Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML
Today, I went to spend time with friends. The next thing I knew, I was waking up in my bed with several blocked contacts and text messages, saying that what I did was unacceptable. No drugs or alcohol were involved, and I have no memory of this. FML
Today, I received a message from front desk that my concerned father is trying to contact me. I call only to hear that my parents were freaking out that I wasn't answering my phone. They saw me 9 hours ago. They were going to call the police. I'm in college and also don't live with them anymore. FML
Today, I was confronted by my father after I got back home from a party in the early hours. He demanded to know if I'd been doing any drugs, and then decided to give me a scare lecture on the dangers of alcohol. I'd had a few beers. He had the smell of tequila on his breath. FML
Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML
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Top comments
LittleMissMack 0
Your fault. Deny, deny, deny. And in the process look at your phone.
neonoodle 0
3 days!? You should call your mom more... she worries about you.
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Comments (112)
neonoodle 0
3 days!? You should call your mom more... she worries about you.
Say_hi 0
Lol, how would you know this? :P
desolator 2
haha..
mif_fml 27
Why do you need to call your mom more often if you live with your parents?
HomelessDonut 9
From how she acted in this FML, no.
meganski 0
rager! let this be a lesson to you: never tell your parents what they don't need to know unless you've been proved well and truly busted :)
LMFAOsabrina 0
Owch... Busted >_<
LittleMissMack 0
Your fault. Deny, deny, deny. And in the process look at your phone.
pippymiskers 4
ok Rodrick ;)
damian25 0
yea you coulda been like oh we were talking about this one guy at the party who was superrrrr high and drunk. but you walked right into that one
Ready_set_owned 0
Dumbass, lead a clean lifestyle.
raar_912 0
seriouslyyyyyyyy!
hobbsicle805 0
lol to hell with you both live a little and don't judge others for wanting to have a good time
Ariannalang 0
To each their own. **** off troll.
thefauxjew 0
yeah, i almost had to learn this your way. deny, deny, deny. no matter what. always ask for proof straight up front. otherwise always deny.
videokid2000 10
Or be nice and honest. :P
kerrific 0
clever parents - geez, you have a lot to learn about not straight up divulging info - never say more than they have to hear
imawesome06 0
samee thing happened to me. i noticed i had called my dad tho and quickly hung up... called his cell back and got into his voicemail and deleted the message i left! i was so lucky... i now have this application on my phone called drunk blocker so every time i know that im going to be drinking i turn it on for a certain time period and put the numbers in it that i do nott want to call while being drunk!
Vis4Vin 0
hahahahaha omg i couldnt stop laughing at this hahahaha
goneblah 0
Wow your parents are good.