Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML
Today, I was going to have my first overnight with the guy I’ve been seeing. Upon learning I'd packed my own condoms, he told me it was vulgar, unladylike, and suspicious that I had them. When I pointed out that he had condoms, he said, “Well yeah I’m a guy. I’m supposed to have those.” FML
Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML
Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
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Top comments
kristina_woof 6
Because that makes it so much better... Your boyfriend is an idiot. Sorry OP!
IOmnomHard 10
Hey, don't judge...I mean, some people collect stamps... This is much more interesting.
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Comments (114)
flying_sorcerer 2
sounds like a good idea, i might start doing this too. all marked with dates, probably best stored frozen to avoid decomposition
meridius4510 4
Run like hell OP
perdix 31
Does he get them mounted and stuffed? Seems appropriate, considering that's what he does to you to add to his collection.
RedPillSucks 33
Future sperm bank owner? Or just boneless dipwad?
nivek2120 8
How long have you been going out and how active is your sex life?
noisebox 1
What's the deal? Does he secretly like to sniff and /or taste them with the tip of his tongue when nobody's around? Messed up...
nancyschmancy 9
It's messed up that you think about smelling or tasting used codoms. I felt my stomach heave.
Fisheyedfool7 2
That is one sick ****. Dump his ass quick before he skins you and wears you as a coat!
Cian_1 28
I once saw a post on Facebook, about this guy who would make alcohol from his semen, collected in a bottle, and stored for a year, then fermented. So maybe op was trying too do that. :P
FuzzyJack 15
That would be even worse. "My dear, would you like to have a taste of my special liquor?" Ugh..
RedPillSucks 33
This is wrong on so many levels. I hope he didn't label it "Spumanti" or "Cumanti" or some such. If he's collecting them from used condoms, then he's got spermicide in there as well. If not, he's jacking off and collecting the results... How long does one have to jack off in order to collect a liter of cum? Does he use a milk machine?
debbster7 18
What if he shows up on My Strange Addictions? :O
G_of_teh_T 3
i dont underatand why its such a big deal. so he has an odd hobby. so what? if that really bothers you then your kind of a bitch.
cinderella10383 6
You're*