Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML
Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML
Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML
Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML
Today, after having gone off the pill a couple of weeks ago, I finally got my old friskiness back only to find part of a condom wrapper in my husband's pocket. Turns out he was impatient and went elsewhere. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
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SJKatt 15
I don't know how trust worthy your boyfriend is so I'm not gonna say for sure he's not a liar, but to be fair it is REALLY fun to stretch your hand around inside a condom.
Alc627 3
Unless you have reason not to, I world believe him. They're fun to play with. My husband blew one up like a balloon and played with it for a whole day.
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Comments (10)
Bogrbon 27
Maybe he was using it to have a wank without making a mess?
RichardPencil 32
He probably just wanted to make a great water balloon. If you want to cause a ruckus, splatter people with a warm mayonnaise balloon.
Nemesis_1148437476 9
NGL I once wanted to see how far I could stretch a condom before it split.....
SJKatt 15
I don't know how trust worthy your boyfriend is so I'm not gonna say for sure he's not a liar, but to be fair it is REALLY fun to stretch your hand around inside a condom.
Alc627 3
Unless you have reason not to, I world believe him. They're fun to play with. My husband blew one up like a balloon and played with it for a whole day.
JackWood 21
Did you ask him exactly where he was going to put that hand?
Thaylok 17
He could have tried putting it over his head and use his nose to blow it up like rubber gloves. It is a blast thing that guys do. We are stupid like that.
VintageReddress 13
Like others have stated, unless you think there is truly a chance or a reason he was cheating, I’d believe him. This is something I can absolutely see my husband doing, and you know what, I can see myself seeing this too. Condoms for non-sexy purposes can be a lot of fun, they’re waaay better than just about any regular water balloon! If there really is reason for suspicions, I’m sorry you’re going through this, OP. I really hope it isn’t the case!
Crowned Sataness 12
that's even worse than when I found a condom wrapper and he blamed the rabbit
SirEnigM0nk 22
Bugs Bangy in the house?
bobsanction 18
Every guy has done that.