Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML
Today, I opened my boyfriend's bedside table drawer. There was a condom wrapper in there. We don't use condoms. He claims he didn’t have sex with anybody, he just wanted to put the condom over his hand. FML
Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML
Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML
Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML
Today, I was going to have my first overnight with the guy I’ve been seeing. Upon learning I'd packed my own condoms, he told me it was vulgar, unladylike, and suspicious that I had them. When I pointed out that he had condoms, he said, “Well yeah I’m a guy. I’m supposed to have those.” FML
Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML
Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
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Top comments
kristina_woof 6
Because that makes it so much better... Your boyfriend is an idiot. Sorry OP!
IOmnomHard 10
Hey, don't judge...I mean, some people collect stamps... This is much more interesting.
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Comments (114)
Jasonf6 0
Wow, how "kind" of him?
jesspie 8
My ex used to do that. He'd kept every condom he used with his previous girlfriends in a broken mini-fridge. I demanded he destroy it before we slept together so he could never add me to the collection. It is a very creepy hobby.
88vivera 9
Dump him
CeltHound 14
Dump him....NOW!!!
JSal 14
lose him now, sounds kind of creepy... :-/
tashapasha 11
Uses... As in present tense? Uh gross
EgyptianPride98 8
Ok...EWWWW!!!
grudger 14
What he did before you is in the past, it doesn't mean he has cheated on you
Leslier_fml 4
Totally disgusting and unsanitary! I wonder why the hell is he collecting them for, I mean what is he planning to do with them pass them down his generations.
girlymae 12
At least you'll know when he's cheating if you see a used condom in the garbage!