Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML
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Today, I realized why my wife starts so many arguments lately. I vent by angry-cleaning. She pisses me off on purpose so she doesn't have to do any chores. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML
Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend of over a year is so obsessed with cleaning his entire place before I come over. He's been hiding the ex-girlfriend who never moved out. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
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ToeJams 0
That is a very very smart man
DrMime 10
"Grr! Hulk clean!!!" -"GAAAH HULK NEED MORE LEMON PLEDGE!!!!"
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Comments (266)
BlesstheSilence 11
At least it's cleaning and not choking the hell out of him.
MaceFaceLOL 8
You should make a new habit of making him sleep on the couch..
brad4presedent 2
That is awesome. Good job boyfriend
Enslaved 38
Did that make you angry to hear him say that? ***I clean when I'm upset too. :P
iseyixes 18
He could make a mess to purposely make you angry.....
Pelreskovich 11
Asshole, yet smart. Learn to be a flat out bitch when you're mad like most women.
structuredchaoz 4
Sounds like we need to switch spouses. Mine does the same thing. She acts like she's allergic to cleaning and it pisses me off. So I clean.
jaimedenise 0
Sounds like my man! Lol
GoW_Chick 15
He's found a flaw in our system, quick ladies GET HIM!
moop256 10
Hey hey no,you all stay in the kitchen... Pshhh women's rights we just say they have to make them feel better...
perdix 31
So, you are the Angry Bird with the mop?