Efficiency

Today, I realized why my wife starts so many arguments lately. I vent by angry-cleaning. She pisses me off on purpose so she doesn't have to do any chores. FML

Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML

Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

Classic

Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML

Toxic masculinity = No housework

Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML

Today, I found out why my boyfriend of over a year is so obsessed with cleaning his entire place before I come over. He's been hiding the ex-girlfriend who never moved out. FML

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML