Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized why my wife starts so many arguments lately. I vent by angry-cleaning. She pisses me off on purpose so she doesn't have to do any chores. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML
Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend of over a year is so obsessed with cleaning his entire place before I come over. He's been hiding the ex-girlfriend who never moved out. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
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ToeJams 0
That is a very very smart man
DrMime 10
"Grr! Hulk clean!!!" -"GAAAH HULK NEED MORE LEMON PLEDGE!!!!"
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Comments (266)
jengers115 10
At least he's honest.
OfficeNinja 5
So next time he pisses you off, clean his package. Use a mixture of 90% rubbing alcohol, menthol, and pure Capsaicin extract. That will get your point across.
JayJavaMonsterr 10
Lolz anger management classes?
stephiejaye1210 6
I get that all the time
lB_BK 0
Deja vu all over again. I could have sworn this has been posted before... Oh wait, it has.
dizzleFML 0
You must be a dirty girl
lizard399 0
That doesn't even make sense, you idiot.
Shandevara 0
i would have slapped da shyt outta him, messed up da hse && made his ass clean it up!!
dfish83 0
That dood is pro
Giantsfann7 0
He is a smart guy.. A+
TheFamilyElf 17
So, just curious... did you clean after he told you that?