Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML
The butter up
Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML
Guilt trip
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
I miss you
Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend is so seldom romantic that it actually makes me uncomfortable when he says something cute. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm too nice. Apparently, me being nice to him makes him feel guilty. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
Top comments
crystal_james 0
Please tell me he is no longer your boyfriend.
deidre823 7
Kick him in the balls & tell him "It makes me feel special." Solves that problem.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (135)
crystal_james 0
Please tell me he is no longer your boyfriend.
Hidan_fml 0
Toughen the **** up and make that ******* son of a bitch cry!!!!!
sugarr0babby0 0
dump him, and dump him now. problem solved! :)
forthepainx3 0
throw a cat at his face :D
thatgirlinoregon 21
Ugh, this sounds like my ex... OP, did he by any chance tell you that, "you're so much more beautiful when you cry"? Disgusting. You know how if you eat something bad, you regurgitate it? Same principle: PURGE. And for god's sake, don't look at it and wonder if it's changed!!!
Bewitched_fml 0
Don't throw a cat at his face, throw a pissed off raccoon!
Siji 0
Or a primed frag grenade.
Luv_Meh_Beeotch 0
i aRGee tHT AzZHole doNT DesErve yU! HeS a PRicK!
chrisaguayo 0
dystsrdrfybjnvya
suuuuurrrrraaaaa 0
Kick him in the balls and say that it makes you feel special
0D0R0 4
@#94: Special as especially stupid. He would get her back anyway.
Gnarlltrugg 0
k how bout you think about it this way: this is his only way of feeling special meaning she prolly did a crap job of being nice to him. this most likely isnt the case but still think about it before jumping to the conclusion that he's a self centered, masochistic douchebag.
Forlorn420 9
82- you should be stabbed for typing like that
Life_is_FML 22
What a ******* asshole
lululatenight 28
Dump him, dump him right now
lennylicious101 0
AWWWW....): that's too bad....
chadkind 0
dump him
IrishSoulja 4
Did you not notice something was wrong when he first made you cry?
214bosslady 0
you need to get a new boyfriend!!!
FerrariCake 2
You can make him cry... just bite his nutsack.
KiddNYC1O 22
Well, that'll just make him feel extra special.
Megalomania_fml 0
kinky
maz255 10
win
jazziness 12
u broke up wit him right cause that's ridiculous
deidre823 7
Kick him in the balls & tell him "It makes me feel special." Solves that problem.
FroHo 8
What's wrong with you?! One does not never EVER kick a man in his 'private area'. Unless he's a rapist or a pedophile, ofc..
m0tl3ycru3qwr 0
seriously who put YDI? WTF is wrong with people these days...
damon199 0
it all depends. if she didn't dump his sorry ass then I would say she deserves it for being stupid enough to stay with a guy like that.
satomi_ishida 0
Probably pressed it because they think she deserves it for sticking with a douche bag like him. OP, wear heavy boots and kick him hard in the nuts. That will make YOU feel special. (;
Kaei 21
sometimes I miss tap on certain fml's and accidentally put YDI and can't undo it. maybe other people do the same thing
Cass3m0 0
Stop crying so much, OP. Can't give him that satisfaction.