Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized why my wife starts so many arguments lately. I vent by angry-cleaning. She pisses me off on purpose so she doesn't have to do any chores. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML
Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend of over a year is so obsessed with cleaning his entire place before I come over. He's been hiding the ex-girlfriend who never moved out. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
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ToeJams 0
That is a very very smart man
DrMime 10
"Grr! Hulk clean!!!" -"GAAAH HULK NEED MORE LEMON PLEDGE!!!!"
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Comments (266)
Taymah49 7
next time, make him do it
skipzabeat 0
"Do them dishes you *****!!!" you have a great trait I must say
MehFest 0
Think of all the room you'll have for activities!
bibi_nette 14
Clever boyfriend.
kei1108 13
.... Please break up. You deserve someone who won't take advantage of your quirks, and won't make your life miserable.
xXobnoxiousXx 3
clever lol
jesseinphx 6
Great idea. Thanks....
mongoose313 2
I have seen this one multiple times.
Princesswarrior 0
Why Would You Even Do It Honey His A Jerk And A Lazy A$$ Tell His A$$ To Get The F Up And Do It His Own Damn Self He Ain't No Cripple !
garethsmart 0
Genius!!!!