Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML
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Today, I realized why my wife starts so many arguments lately. I vent by angry-cleaning. She pisses me off on purpose so she doesn't have to do any chores. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML
Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend of over a year is so obsessed with cleaning his entire place before I come over. He's been hiding the ex-girlfriend who never moved out. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
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ToeJams 0
That is a very very smart man
DrMime 10
"Grr! Hulk clean!!!" -"GAAAH HULK NEED MORE LEMON PLEDGE!!!!"
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Comments (266)
moop256 10
Are you cleaning right now?
FroHo 8
Trollololol
moop256 10
^^^ so Fred hows Norway working out for you?
FroHo 8
Well, we're quite busy nowadays because it's high season for trolls.
G0v3nat0r 7
Well it's better than you making him angry so he uses proper grammar when he texts you.
cheerkat 6
What does he do when you make him angry?!?
DrMime 10
'Anger time management', hmm seems effective! I manage a day care center, and if this 'anger' is as an effective method as I'm told, then my target employee demographic is abusive fathers, it can't possibly fail!!!!
Shrike 24
*yawn*
DayAndNite 8
No need to comment on the same FML twice.
DrMime 10
Sorry, I should never kid about child abuse :(
MaceFaceLOL 8
85 if you weren't meant to comment on the same FML twice the app would make it so you can't..FYL
moop256 10
Dr.mime this was a bit of a miss the only thing to now is get up brush yourself of flip the bird to the haters bitch a bit or if your like op clean...
DrMime 10
A made a pun to try and help, but I guess it went right over people's heads.
moop256 10
Well I saw it and I was going to say I see what you did there butt then I would get thumbs downs up my ass...
Epsilonyx 15
I don't understand that reaction. "You piece of SHIT! YOU POORLY ENDOWED SON OF A BITCH! I WILL SCRUB THE **** OUT OF THAT TOILET. I WILL VACUUM THE **** OUT OF THIS FLOOR. **** YOU."
BlesstheSilence 11
Lmao you have officially made my day!
MaceFaceLOL 8
AHAHAHAHAHA that's hilarious I really laughed at this too.
shinshoku13 19
She cleans as a destresser, not to piss him off
KiddNYC1O 22
Buzz kill. ^
MaceFaceLOL 8
Can you read? He makes her mad = she cleans- this persons comment was the chick being angry and saying how she will clean. Derp.
Awsumuzzie 12
Shush, 53! 20 is on to something.
peachy36 3
I do this too. It keeps me doing something so I don't antagonize the situation. When I calm down, we talk like adults. He i the other hand throws a temper tantrum like a 2 year old and it's really funny.
ta_ta_ta_tiaa 5
That's smart of him! Stop cleaning every time he makes you angry and maybe he'll stop purposely doing it :)
silentbutfunny 0
I like the third part to your picture.
ta_ta_ta_tiaa 5
Haha, it's not meant to be dirty...but thanks!
SweetPerfectionn 3
Cleaver douche of a boyfriend you got there.
DKParth13 5
No.
aj66602 0
Purposefully*. Come on people.
Sirin_fml 47
Here you go: http://blog.amamanualofstyle.com/2011/09/20/purposely-purposefully/
Sirin_fml 47
Here you go: http://blog.amamanualofstyle.com/2011/09/20/purposely-purposefully/
McMan 23
The mods never make mistakes, and even if they do you'll disappear for knowing too much.
AllSoul 23
I do the same when I'm angry, I don't even think about it. At this very moment infact, my appartement is spotless.
kittenvks 11
I do too, I just thought I was weird
AllSoul 23
I thought I was weird too, apparently not. Or we're both weirdos...
CRC_101 31
I'm the same way, actually.... Angry Cleaning Club, anyone? :D No, too obvious....
AllSoul 23
Will there be cake? If so, I'm in!
CRC_101 31
Yes, yes there will be.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
I clean when I'm angry as well. There is something quite calming about scrubbing a dish till it shines.
CRC_101 31
*whispers* Join us, join us...
AllSoul 23
Come to the dark side, we have cake...
RedPillSucks 33
cccc- combo breaker??? WHERE'S MY CAKE
AllSoul 23
You don't deserve any cake.