Today, my girlfriend cornered me and asked if I'm gay. I said no and asked why she even had any doubts. Apparently me being depressed and crying over my grandmother's death is "faggish" and means I want to have sex with men. Who knew? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
Today, my girlfriend's homophobic cousin claimed she saw me making out with my gay friend in public. I was home alone all day, but my girlfriend is crying and unconvinced. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML
Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend constantly mentioning pegging and asking me to let her do it, I caved and figured I might as well stand by my "try anything once" rule. Her response? Saying she knew I was gay all along and dumping me. The fuck? FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, my mom asked me, once again, if my girlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
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Top comments
jakers8424 18
Is she a lesbian if she doesn't cry
Sphanz 17
Dump that hoe she obviously can't think for herself
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Comments (117)
hantu69 22
Poor guy
OSMC 10
on rhe upside, he now has confirmation that he should find another, gentler and more compassionate, girl instead of a bitch that one must have been
MrsDruidess 23
agreed!! run OP!! god could you imagine how horrible she would be as a mom lile that?!? Seriously OP, run or at least wrap that joy stick down tight!!
LittlePengy 22
im sorry for your loss, op. your gf needs to be more considerate! FYL
skatoolaki 24
Someone like that probably isn't capable of being more more considerate.
higgysaurus 18
"Consideration is for *******!!!"
jakers8424 18
Is she a lesbian if she doesn't cry
vikky538 29
Double standards man.. Double standards
91hayek 31
No, the opposite, it'd be a butch thing not to cry.
ManiacGoblin46 12
No it just would mean you're a heartless bastard
JustinJK 21
I'm so confused because I actually have emotional issues as in I have problems communicating my emotions and bottle them up and never cry. so does that mean I'm actually not gay? That I'm straight? shit.
OSMC 10
nope, find some compassionate girl w/out double standards and talk to her, even if she is only a good friend, nobody honestly wants to have a *perfect* other half, too much to try and be a close second to /endrant
Sphanz 17
Dump that hoe she obviously can't think for herself
Tripartita 45
I beg to differ; she arrived at this unique idiocy all by herself.
Sphanz 17
Touché
Xealkry 18
Leave her. She clearly doesn't know what emotion is. Probably doesn't have any for you.
HeatTransferFlow 12
Yeah. I bet she never had parents.
send3426 24
You have a terrible girlfriend. Leave now while you still can.
Etweens96 25
I'm sorry for your loss op but your girlfriend needs to be more considerate
9a_1z 12
Your poor girlfriend has some very odd ideas about sexuality and how men function emotionally, what have they been teaching her? I hope it isn't too late for her. I'm sorry she's making an already sad situation even worse for you.
palosqueak 19
thank you for being more considerate than her and all these "dump her!" typing people. Someone with a sense for humans, finally. Live a good life, man.
cIouds 15
Dude, no. Just don't.
pd2902 22
Dump her. May sound harsh, but in a relationship you're meant to have compassion and understanding, obviously she has neither.
Violenna 14
I'm sorry for your loss OP....