Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. His excuse was that I never had time for his needs anymore. He’s unemployed but I guess me working and studying to get my degree so we could move out of his parents’ house was too much. Now I have no place to go. FML
Today, the guy I have been seeing left town to visit his family for three weeks. A few hours later, he called me from the airport to say he is never coming back. FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
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SteelSoul5 9
Coward
RichardPencil 32
You didn’t think there were problems before you left? A man cleaning for two days should cause alarm bells to go off!
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Comments (7)
SteelSoul5 9
Coward
davecross 11
Why do people have to be sneaky like that. If he wanted to break up he should have just told you to you face. Yes it might hurt but at least he was honest. However The only exception for someone sneaking out of a relationship is if you SO is abusive towards you
PennyLane27 32
Relationships are complicated. It's entirely possible the guy thought this was his only option, and it very well may have been. Or he sucks as a person. Or maybe the truth is somewhere between. It's not something we will ever know.
RichardPencil 32
You didn’t think there were problems before you left? A man cleaning for two days should cause alarm bells to go off!
Eliana Wilson 13
Well just tell him you're 'Alone' at your vacation and have been doing nothing but taking showers in a really suspicious way.
Ciara Koch 22
He probably has been cleaning...cleaning up his new house
afallingstar 22
Better for it to end this way then to have his new girlfriend email you... (as my ex did to me)