Today, I woke up from an erotic fantasy about my boss. Today was also the day he wanted to have a nice long chat about my future with the company. I couldn't even look him in the eye. FML
sangoskywalker tells us more.
Hi guys, OP here. First I want to say how amazing you all are, and to thank you for your hilarious comments. I feel like I should be saying something about how I didn't expect this to be published, but since getting an FML published is the point of submitting it, I won't. For reference, the "position" we were discussing would actually make him not my boss anymore, so to 2, 4, 5, 6 & 7--no. And shit, 11, I'm sorry! Mine was just awkward not scary! 13, I personally think he's very attractive, have since I joined his team, but everyone has their own tastes. Finally, yes, it is still awkward even days later. Thanks!
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Tripartita 45
"I've really enjoyed having you under me these past few years." "It's been pleasuring—a pleasure!" "Yeah… anyway, I was thinking we could switch positions to something more comfortable, taking into account the skills you've gained." "I—you—what are you saying?!"
Lalala579121 28
Was he thrusting you into a new position?
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Tripartita 45
"I've really enjoyed having you under me these past few years." "It's been pleasuring—a pleasure!" "Yeah… anyway, I was thinking we could switch positions to something more comfortable, taking into account the skills you've gained." "I—you—what are you saying?!"
wanted_2_want 40
It seems that there's raise coming your way... if you know what I mean.
Lalala579121 28
Was he thrusting you into a new position?
TheNewGuy03 29
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Boss: "Where do you see yourself in this company in the future?" OP: "I see a future. With you. In my bed."
ajs828 8
Your boss: "I'd like to know if you'd possibly be interested in a new position under me... The pay is better, hours better and it's generally a feel-good kind of position ." OP: *choke*
chrisbeaudoin 26
Sorry to tell you this, but somebody already made these jokes on this fml.
LyricaSilvan 30
Who cares? It's still funny.
lusanna 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Boss: it's been a pleasure spending time with you, I hope you are enjoying our experiences together as much as I am Op: yessssssss, I would not want us to stop
smxiricky 23
what do you see yourself doing in 5 years. ..don't say doing you, don't say doing you... , Doing your son? o.O
Miss_Whipped 43
I recognize this Family Guy quote, and he was thinking, "Don't say 'doing your wife,' don't say 'doing your wife'..." and said aloud, "Doing your... son?"
LyricaSilvan 30
I believe the joke, 10, is that they tailored the quote to fit the FML. Therefore, it doesn't need to be corrected.
GuiltyEren 11
Holy shit, I've been there OP. Except in my dream he was attempting to rape me. it was awkward for me the next day.
Rababco 29
Wow, that's a horrible dream, talk about a nightmare.
donutcallmethat 16
I think we all want to know how attractive your boss is.
sangoskywalker 22
Hi guys, OP here. First I want to say how amazing you all are, and to thank you for your hilarious comments. I feel like I should be saying something about how I didn't expect this to be published, but since getting an FML published is the point of submitting it, I won't. For reference, the "position" we were discussing would actually make him not my boss anymore, so to 2, 4, 5, 6 & 7--no. And shit, 11, I'm sorry! Mine was just awkward not scary! 13, I personally think he's very attractive, have since I joined his team, but everyone has their own tastes. Finally, yes, it is still awkward even days later. Thanks!