Anonymous
Vienna, Austria
Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Georgia
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
cold
Phoenix, United States
Gasp
Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML
whyme
United States
Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
Snowflakepandi
Sneaky sneaky...
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
notmyfam
Chester Hill, Australia
Awkward
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
HK
Haywards Heath, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
professorsdaughter
Spokane, United States
Today, my boyfriend once again cancelled a date because he has too much homework. His professor is my dad, who's assigning astronomical amounts of homework to keep us from seeing each other. FML
sigh
United States
Toxic masculinity = No housework
Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
strictly cum prancing
United States
Today, my boyfriend backed out on our date so he could help his best friend get ready for some kind of drag queen competition. FML
Top comments
aloha_oe 24
He's got his priorities straight.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Sounds like he's putting in as much effort into the relationship as he did trying to come up with that excuse.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (119)
yepthisisit 15
Hey, one always needs to iron their towels.
writerchic85 26
Is he OCD?
DoomedGemini 38
First thing I thought of, if he is then it's not really something he can help..
mkayden 23
Priorities
whats_it_to_ya12 2
Are you dating Danny Tanner?
ShadowStarEXE 35
If your boyfriend's a neat freak, just take it in stride. :) If he's not, be warned of a red flag.
takeittoem 8
Seems legit.
Bibblejomin 18
That's a funny way of saying "Fallout 4 is more important".
schreibergx93 19
Maybe he actually does have to iron his towels. You don't know his life. Although it's not an acceptable excuse.
General_Cool 24
Valid excuse
bsmallz3 12
burn his towels