Anonymous
Vienna, Austria
Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Georgia
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
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Phoenix, United States
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Snowflakepandi
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Chester Hill, Australia
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Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
HK
Haywards Heath, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
professorsdaughter
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Anonymous
Australia
Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
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United States
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Top comments
aloha_oe 24
He's got his priorities straight.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Sounds like he's putting in as much effort into the relationship as he did trying to come up with that excuse.
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Comments (119)
nickname_nick 11
Wouldn't want his towels to be wrinkled right? LOL
bad_boyfriend 10
Who is wasting their time ironing towels?
lulinator 40
Who wastes their time ironing anything? If it comes out wrinkly, I just wash it again and hang it so the wrinkles come out, lol.
coatl45 11
Military man. Especially our dress uniforms.
gracehi 33
"Ironing my towels": the boy version of "Washing my hair."
mkwayde 8
looks like its time to cancel that relationship
CaptainCore993 19
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8Dirty1 24
ill only accept that excuse if it was toweleeye.
hellnosucka 27
dammit #8! you just threw 8 years of club secrets down the drain.
allycat25 9
at least he put some effort into coming up with an excuse lol
Miranda04 14
Man I need to start ironing my towels, seems like such a great way to get out of any situation! d:
antblue30 1
that is an excuse. nobody really irons towels. u need to iron him and this relationship. u need a straight clean boyfriend.
expertsmilee 26
Everything about this comment feels wrong when looking at it.
moo77_fml 20
Does he iron his pants (uk underwear) too pmsl