Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend got a hotel room with a jacuzzi, drinks, and tickets to Six Flags for my birthday. He is currently passed out drunk on the other side of the bed, cursing me out in his sleep. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML
Today, I lay in bed reflecting on my fiancé's complaint about my lack of displays of affection. I felt terrible, so I rolled over and hugged him in his sleep. He's a fully trained martial artist and his immediate reaction was to try to snap my neck. FML
Today, my boyfriend was trying to describe his feelings. I asked him if he felt any emotions other than "anger." He went to get a beer and never came back. FML
Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML
Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend got extremely drunk and insisted that we left the Skype call on all night so it was like I was there with him. I woke up to the sound of him vomiting loudly at 3am. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, while cuddling in bed with my drunk boyfriend, he kissed me softly then told me under no circumstances would he ever marry me. Then kissed me again. FML
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cradle6 13
And you're with him because...?
RedPillSucks 33
Growls? That's what you get for dating a dog.
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Comments (183)
TROLLFACEdotJPG 5
I have nothing witty to say but make him a sandwhich and cut them into animal shapes!
hateevryone 15
he's drunk honey. he'll want you when that hangover hits him.
darkmis1 18
I agree. Especially Disney movies. They taught me how horrible fruit is for you, not to talk to a guy until he kisses you, to get plastic surgery if you don't like your body, that *********** is ok, and that you can let rabid animals lick your plates clean.
pancakerocks 1
light weight maybe. but i dont think this was all because he was drunk.
michi23 0
Time for a new boyfriend!
Enslaved 38
Sometimes when I get home from a hard day at work, I just want to unwind and not really talk to anyone but your boyfriend is rude! Maybe he's upset you went on vacation without him or something?
ty1992_farmlife 12
I think its time to find a new boyfriend, one that won't get drunk and forget you're there
fo_86 0
Why do people put up with this kind of shit? Simple solution...get a boyfriend that doesn't suck.
lostfaithinpppl 19
Absolutely this ^^^ If you stay in the relationship then you deserve this treatment, OP.
glorialaura21 8
I'd rather be single then in a relationship like that.
ydfml2 0
Relationship like what? One where the gf goes on a week long vacation and the boyfriend gets drunk off of one beer? Leave then. Beer is way cheaper than any woman could ever be. Especially for him on 1 a day.
DontClickOnMe 28
Sounds like he had a little bit too much to drink. Either that, or he's just an ass.
moofis_footbone 4
hahahaha Women love turrible guys. Like bugs to a bug zapper.......what happened and why am I smoking wreckage.
sixspades 0
That's true Like this pic I saw that said Bad boyfriends: I want to spend the rest of my life with him, the whole 2 hours Or at leas i found it funny ^w^
Spazz420 7
Well u went on a solo vacation for a week without him. What did u expect?
bigd1130 3
That's what I'm saying!
LinTurk 4
My guess is he was either already out cuddling someone while you were gone and you came home and ruined his fun, or you really pissed him off while you were gone. Maybe over the phone.
Llama_Face89 34
Those are the only 2 options? What about a shitty day at work? An altercation with a family member? Broaden your perspective. You make yourself look like an idiot.
ydfml2 0
What about..... The bitch went on a week long vacation without him and is crying cuz he won't cuddle? Boo ******* hoo!