Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend got a hotel room with a jacuzzi, drinks, and tickets to Six Flags for my birthday. He is currently passed out drunk on the other side of the bed, cursing me out in his sleep. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML
Today, I lay in bed reflecting on my fiancé's complaint about my lack of displays of affection. I felt terrible, so I rolled over and hugged him in his sleep. He's a fully trained martial artist and his immediate reaction was to try to snap my neck. FML
Today, my boyfriend was trying to describe his feelings. I asked him if he felt any emotions other than "anger." He went to get a beer and never came back. FML
Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML
Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend got extremely drunk and insisted that we left the Skype call on all night so it was like I was there with him. I woke up to the sound of him vomiting loudly at 3am. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, while cuddling in bed with my drunk boyfriend, he kissed me softly then told me under no circumstances would he ever marry me. Then kissed me again. FML
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Top comments
cradle6 13
And you're with him because...?
RedPillSucks 33
Growls? That's what you get for dating a dog.
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Comments (183)
Vaginabutter 15
shouldnt of took him with you
BradenLock 4
Hold on! OP was on vacation. OPs boyfriend has been working hard, and wanted a nap. OP is being a needy, whiny girlfriend. Good on the boyfriend for having a nap!
bobbycorwen 5
I live in Tennessee, too, but I have no idea of what you are saying.
holycraplions 4
I can't tell you if this is abusive, you have to decide that for yourself (and seriously, contact the authorities if he's abusing you, nobody needs that shit and he shouldn't get away with it, if this is indeed the situation). Either way, he does not sound like a particularly nice guy, and perhaps you should leave him for someone who doesn't go feral after a week alone.
msilvs 0
Spray him with water when he growls :)
awalker2782 5
One beer does not equal drunk and as far as the hitting thing goes.... Even a flick with one finger is technically considered hitting. Obviously he's either just pissed off at her or tired of hearing her. Next time wear something sexy when he gets home from work and if he still ignores you then just pack ur shit and leave
DonovanRiddick 6
Hit him back-in the nuts.
diidiimi 10
Relationships don't work by letting people abuse you. Op's boyfriend might not be beating her, but ignoring her like that is still emotional abuse. I'm not usually an advocate of splitting up relationships but in this case op needs to get some help.
KiddNYC1O 22
Sounds like my nagging coworker.
crazyrunnergirl 7
Or maybe one day you'll realize not everyone puts up with this kinda shit. *sigh*. But I won't hold my breath