Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend got a hotel room with a jacuzzi, drinks, and tickets to Six Flags for my birthday. He is currently passed out drunk on the other side of the bed, cursing me out in his sleep. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML
Today, I lay in bed reflecting on my fiancé's complaint about my lack of displays of affection. I felt terrible, so I rolled over and hugged him in his sleep. He's a fully trained martial artist and his immediate reaction was to try to snap my neck. FML
Today, my boyfriend was trying to describe his feelings. I asked him if he felt any emotions other than "anger." He went to get a beer and never came back. FML
Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML
Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend got extremely drunk and insisted that we left the Skype call on all night so it was like I was there with him. I woke up to the sound of him vomiting loudly at 3am. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, while cuddling in bed with my drunk boyfriend, he kissed me softly then told me under no circumstances would he ever marry me. Then kissed me again. FML
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cradle6 13
And you're with him because...?
RedPillSucks 33
Growls? That's what you get for dating a dog.
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Comments (183)
McAninch35 9
I see no problem here.
pancakerocks 1
say hello to lonelyness then
every1luvsboners 11
Take a dump on his chest while he's sleeping, that'll teach him.
THE_A_TEEN 28
A cleveland steamer?
coltsrock37 15
The steamer just rolled into Cleveland...
soccer_lover_714 4
Because you know, abusive relationships are ok too...
some1azn 0
Maybe he's been working his butt off and he's tired as hell while your all hunky dory back from your vacation?? (o_0)/
Obeyy19 4
Time for a new bf! He seems sloppy anyways
ydfml2 0
How exactly does he seem sloppy? Stop filling in your own blanks.
joee182 3
Hes a keeper isnt he?smh-.-
creedaddict 9
YDI for wanting to cuddle .... Lol j/k
meg882002 0
Any man that hits you is not worth your time
meg882002 0
Any man that hits you is not worth your time
Musickal 16
Kay, guys, here's how it works. #1: He chugged A beer. It is incredibly unlikely that he's drunk. NOBODY is that much of a lightweight. #2: If he passed out in bed immediately after getting home, and now he "hits [her] and growls" every time she tries to touch him... he's probably asleep. Lots of people flail or swat at things that touch them in their sleep. He's not abusive, he's ASLEEP. :/ That's my two cents.
LinTurk 4
Completely agree.
jmad29 2
Yeaa I don't buy that. My husband would never act like that even when he's exhausted he gives me a hug n kiss n if he's tired he'll just tell me and I let him be so he can sleep or relax.
CuteGinger 2
83- Stop bragging about your sunshiney relationship, most real ones do have problems. And it's not like he beat her, he's probably shooing her away.
Smidget1 0
Thank you musickal, i thought i was the only one that noticed that one beer doesnt get you drunk. The world is not an above the influence commercial, thats not how it works.
TruthBeTold36 3
Call the cops and tell them that your boyfriend won't cuddle with you. They will surely arrest him for being abusive.
ArmyVet1 16
I'm with you 100% on your comment