Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend got a hotel room with a jacuzzi, drinks, and tickets to Six Flags for my birthday. He is currently passed out drunk on the other side of the bed, cursing me out in his sleep. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML
Today, I lay in bed reflecting on my fiancé's complaint about my lack of displays of affection. I felt terrible, so I rolled over and hugged him in his sleep. He's a fully trained martial artist and his immediate reaction was to try to snap my neck. FML
Today, my boyfriend was trying to describe his feelings. I asked him if he felt any emotions other than "anger." He went to get a beer and never came back. FML
Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML
Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend got extremely drunk and insisted that we left the Skype call on all night so it was like I was there with him. I woke up to the sound of him vomiting loudly at 3am. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, while cuddling in bed with my drunk boyfriend, he kissed me softly then told me under no circumstances would he ever marry me. Then kissed me again. FML
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cradle6 13
And you're with him because...?
RedPillSucks 33
Growls? That's what you get for dating a dog.
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Comments (183)
CuteGinger 2
I find that oddly adorable..
ohhhsnapple 14
So? Dump him. Not worth it.
crazyrunnergirl 7
Or maybe one day you'll realize not everyone puts up with shit like this. *sigh* But I won't hold my breath on it
Llama_Face89 34
If he was coming home from work (and it sounds like he was) YDI. Have you never had a shitty day at work? Have some consideration.
pandalover69 26
ok seriously the OP is over reacting, i highly doubt he's beating her. He probably came home from work after a long tiring day and just wanted to be alone, and i highly doubt he was drunk off one beer, hell one of those doesn't even take you over the legal limit so he probably passed out because he was tired not drunk. And she is probably over reacting by saying he hit her, he's probably just swatting at her hand because he's trying to sleep. Seriously OP have you ever heard the phrase "let sleeping dogs lie" this applies to humans too, seriously no one wants to be bothered when they're sleeping. OP you seem to be too needy, so calm down and he'll hang out with you when he wakes up. They don't call morning wood for nothing.
j_cat187 20
Ugh... Too sick.... Too drunk... GTFO bitch.... *pukes on bed*
BrittRoxx101 7
I think its time to break up!:)
ppdunn 0
He is not good enough for you! Get rid of him.
AmandaIsMyName 0
Sounds like my bf last night. FKN MEN!!
Calyx_fml 22
YDI for being so afraid to be alone that you stay with him. He's a drug addict (yes, alcohol is a drug) and a looser. Dump him now and start dating... no one.