Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend got a hotel room with a jacuzzi, drinks, and tickets to Six Flags for my birthday. He is currently passed out drunk on the other side of the bed, cursing me out in his sleep. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML
Today, I lay in bed reflecting on my fiancé's complaint about my lack of displays of affection. I felt terrible, so I rolled over and hugged him in his sleep. He's a fully trained martial artist and his immediate reaction was to try to snap my neck. FML
Today, my boyfriend was trying to describe his feelings. I asked him if he felt any emotions other than "anger." He went to get a beer and never came back. FML
Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML
Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend got extremely drunk and insisted that we left the Skype call on all night so it was like I was there with him. I woke up to the sound of him vomiting loudly at 3am. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, while cuddling in bed with my drunk boyfriend, he kissed me softly then told me under no circumstances would he ever marry me. Then kissed me again. FML
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cradle6 13
And you're with him because...?
RedPillSucks 33
Growls? That's what you get for dating a dog.
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Comments (183)
Jonexs 1
Bear-man strikes again.
ididntdoit1980 8
WINNING!!!!
Renee_Margaret 2
What happened to self respect? DUMP HIM!?
horneyhic 15
You sound like the type that would dump a guy for leaving the toilet seat up if the guy is asleep and she touches him there's a good chance he just swatted at her in his sleep
quirrus 9
that sounds to me not just like an FML but rather domestic violence
qaz1up 0
So you went on vacation without him and left him by himself... I guess he learned to survive on his own!
qaz1up 0
So you went on vacation without him and left him by himself... I guess he learned to survive on his own!
mktotigger 3
You deserve better. Do you really think he is going to change if you get married?
madipaddy29 0
leave the jerk! you dont need him
sheethapins 13
When your boyfriend smacks and growls, cross your two fingers and give him a quick pinch on the neck, it will not hurt the boyfriend don't worry, just shock him and break his concentration from the undesired behavior, and when he is in a calm submissive state then reward him. You have to be the pack leeeader.
Renee_Margaret 2
Lol watching too much dog whisperer
glittercookies 12
Well you got to train dogs somehow.
Gregsgirl4ever 0
So she should be unhappy with an abusive jerk because that's how relationships work? Sounds like you need to grow up and learn a little but about relationships, sweetie, ok?