Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend got a hotel room with a jacuzzi, drinks, and tickets to Six Flags for my birthday. He is currently passed out drunk on the other side of the bed, cursing me out in his sleep. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML
Today, I lay in bed reflecting on my fiancé's complaint about my lack of displays of affection. I felt terrible, so I rolled over and hugged him in his sleep. He's a fully trained martial artist and his immediate reaction was to try to snap my neck. FML
Today, my boyfriend was trying to describe his feelings. I asked him if he felt any emotions other than "anger." He went to get a beer and never came back. FML
Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML
Today, my boyfriend elbowed me in the eye while we were sleeping. His excuse: "You shouldn't have stayed over." FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend got extremely drunk and insisted that we left the Skype call on all night so it was like I was there with him. I woke up to the sound of him vomiting loudly at 3am. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, while cuddling in bed with my drunk boyfriend, he kissed me softly then told me under no circumstances would he ever marry me. Then kissed me again. FML
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cradle6 13
And you're with him because...?
RedPillSucks 33
Growls? That's what you get for dating a dog.
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Comments (183)
OfficeNinja 5
I put up with that from a cat who did not want to be held, moved, or otherwise bothered. He would bite you and growl. But he was just a cat - not a "rational being". Wait till Romeo wakes up and then explain to him he is an angry drunk, and if he insists on drinking then hitting and growling at you, then you are done - get your crap out and go away.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wait, he HIT you? Uh...that's abuse and you should leave him and report it depending on how hard he hit you. Like, is he being exceedingly violent to the point of bruising? Or is he just playfully slapping you (which I doubt considering the dumbass is probably drunk as a skunk and will hurt you even if he doesn't realize it)? Don't just sit there and take that OP, do something about it.
ydfml2 0
Smh
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Gah double post, my bad
Treko_fml 3
Where dose it say he was drunk?
thepurpleorange 0
Dump his sorry ass..
clemcool_fml 0
I see both sides of this coin. On one side, relationships ARE hard work and they shouldn't just give up after a fight. But on the other, dating is the time to figure out what you want and don't want, and what's the point of staying in a relationship in which your needs aren't being met? I see way too many young couples stay together even though they make each other miserable because they think it will get better if they keeping working at it when in reality, they're just not right for each other. That said, marriage is totally different. If you go as far as to make that commitment you should stick by it for the long haul.
jmad29 2
That relationship obviously has no communication. My husband would never act like that and would tell me when he's tired. Obviously you don't know how a relationship works.
jmad29 2
Well said clemcool, she's not married to the jerk and she's not happy, she needs to think about the future now
perdix 31
Passed out after one beer? ******' lightweight. Trade up to a man who can hold his liquor. Don't worry, maintaining consciousness after one beer is a very low bar.
slyronit 3
Maybe because you were whoring around with other guys instead of going on a vacation with him. He has learnt to live without you. You deserved this