Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML
Today, I got a Brazilian wax in anticipation of becoming intimate for the first time this weekend with a man I have dated for a few weeks. I'm so sore it hurts just to walk. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Waxing and waning
Today, being tired of all the shrubbery growing “downstairs”, I decided to give my lady bits a good waxing. So, naturally, I now have a tiny tear in my right labia and I'm scratching my itchy buttcrack with an old toothbrush. FML
Today, I tried to manscape with some Nair. Nothing helps the pain. FML
Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
Pussy power
Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
Today, I tried giving myself a bikini wax for the first time, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do it right. Now I'm laying on my couch with a wet rag and ice inbetween my legs. FML
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KitaBrah 0
Sounds like you had a fun time losing your virginity..
xxbobbyfinxx 0
Worth it.
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xxbobbyfinxx 0
Worth it.
SkoomaKi 28
Until she has to do it again. I've often wondered. If a man shaves himself "down there", does that make him less of a man? My friends say that, but I don't know.....
Grimmerie 31
No, it just makes your dick look bigger. Pro tip.
therealslim 15
That isn't how it works, 29
Airman1988 9
No pain no gain
PrincessPesa 20
Not a fan of men totally shaved. It had this unfortunate "adult baby" effect on the whole aesthetic experience. Just trim closely! You can have a little carpet and still feed your illusion of penis grandeur.
biggestfan23 11
I agree with 38. I thinks trimming it is good from a guys perspective but leave shaving the whole thing to the **** stars
goldfishgod 20
I agree with 38. Shaved balls feel weird.
WhyAmUHere 19
48, your picture is of a woman.
Lauren324 18
80- Has a woman never touched your balls...
YdoIhaveAchode 4
83- I doubt it.
SuperKnuckels 6
a woman most likely hasnt seen him naked at all.
DiscoRanger 0
It died when you started.
eatdemcupcakes 4
Bad Luck Brian: Had sex, AIDS
ladiesman4427 4
Sounds like fun
Feedmyaddiction5 14
38, 43,and 48 I completely agree
kira_the_boss 1
187, I disagree with you and only you
phantumgrey 6
Shaved is the only way to go for man and women. The hair is gross down there. And shaved men is not just for **** stars. My wife enjoys not having to pluck hair out of her teeth after sucking my D.
Azail 15
We didn't need to know about the second part and if you listen closely you can hear the sound of people not giving a damn.
lylotrezor 20
203, just because that is how you feel does not make it a universal truth. Some people even like hair.
cajekraze 7
The first few times are the worst, it gets easier if done regularly. For men, wax/shave balls smooth, but leave a little lawn, nobody likes to play in a bare yard.
FishHead 6
I bet stepping on a Lego is worse
kprando25 8
80- NO, it's of a butterfly. No duh. You think people would learn.
Moviegirl89 11
First time has to be done by a professional!!
ragzilla 0
You should have told me that before... Know your pain!
Feared 9
Try losing your virginity from getting your lady parts waxed... It's much worse.
ClassyCommando 13
First time has to be done while you're drunk...with a chainsaw. Trust me.
MrBrightside21 20
Idk bout you guys, but guess who is still a virgin??? This guy.
auzz1_pride 9
When you said " this guy" you mean't yourself right?
iBanana 17
No he meant the other guy in his comment. ...Damn you people just leave yourselves open for sarcastic comments.
icallbullshit 3
163, your pic is.......nicee, nice!, niccccccce,nicccccccccccccccce. LOL love south park
kamineko 4
I misread your answer thinking you are replying to 83. Now *that* gave a weird impression...
thrAsHeRr9081 16
190- i don't know why you're getting thumbed down... They must not recognize that episode... "Nice."
KitaBrah 0
Sounds like you had a fun time losing your virginity..
DocBastard 40
Hahahaha no. Rape isn't funny, asshat.
MikeDa1Da 14
Nobody's laughing at rape, Anuscap. EDIT: well this is awkward...
C94_ 0
I would agree
blahbitch18 0
lol~
cheaptrix 6
Maybe it was not painful losing her virginity, so many things are more painful
francescabella 1
Losing mine didn't hurt at all whatsoever.. I don't understand why it would.. I guess if you have never used a tampon or masturbated..but that's pretty uncommon..
ifoundalaska 11
178- that's because the person we lost it to's penis has a larger circumference than a tampon or finger.
xlLuCkYChArMIx 0
Ur first must've been the size of ur pinky lol unless u were just born..different...lol.
bethanyjk 0
Looll
IamthePanda_fml 2
Omg xD
All_I_Need 4
Most women (about 50-60%) do not bleed the first time and a lot do not feel pain, especially in countries where they aren't taught that they should except it to be bloody and painful. Mine didn't hurt and he was average-sized. Masturbating with more that one finger is possible for any women even if she's a virgin. You are not supposed to truly tear your hymen but stretch it. It is also not so thick and is quite elastic due to women producing estrogen. In most women (at the end of puberty especially) don't even have such a small opening. In most cases, bleeding is caused by tearing vaginal tissue (includind hymenal tissues which is a mucous membrane identical to the one inside your ******) because the penetration has been too rough though some women have more vascularized hymens/vaginas than others. As for the pain, it is usually caused by the fact that your vaginal nerves aren't used to being stimulated, which is why masturbation can help. Also, using lube, foreplay, going slowly and being relaxed is important. In rare cases, the entrance is too small or the hymen is thick, septate or has many little holes instead of one. This requires surgical removal to avoid painful sex. Also, scientific studies have found that there were actually no real difference between a virgin women and a sexually active women until she has given birth for the first time. Virgin can have torn hymen while sexually active women can have intact hymen. Pain during the first sexual intercourse should not be the norm, it is due to centuries of myth around the female sexuality. And by the way, yes a tampon can tear the hymen, especially when used during the year of menstruating since the hymen will be thicker (estrogens again, they change everything after a while). The use of a menstrual cup can also tear the hymen (especially during removal since it's wider than a tampon). Fingers can as well. Occasionally : sports, but it's rarer. Anyway, pain is not a sign of a successful first time with a good partner.
Squee315 1
It still really depends on the girl, not so much on myths and how you feel about the situation, I for one was absolutely comfortable, relaxed, not even thinking if it would hurt or not, he was average size and went very slow but holy crap on a cracker was it painful! I did enjoy it a lot after a few minutes in but it was by far the worst pain so far. I suppose it's since I'm so tight ( to the point I gave up on the struggle of even ever using tampons), he actually TORE me a bit D: And don't give me crap about masturbation being supposedly helpful, if that were true I'd be 110% pain free -.-
nobodylikesyou 3
Did it hurt?
FMLsAreAwesome 0
No way.
ydi_4_suking 20
Gee #4 I sure wish the fml said if it hurt or not
The_Hitdude 12
No, it felt like butterflies and rainbows.
flamegrilled123 3
Haha 10 your comment matches your pic
immaMonsta 8
#4 Of course not! That couldn't be why it's an FML, could it?
BRITTANYHUNGRY 0
No, it tickled..
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Really? Do you just comment before reading the FML?
auzz1_pride 9
no shit Sherlock the FML specifically said it hurt but no. For future reference try reading the FML and grasping the full concept before commenting, better yet just don't comment at all
jipolo 2
He was being sarcastic you idiots. No need to gang up on him. Jeez get a life besides bullying someone on a freakin website.
maz255 10
What..
epenter60 0
it needed to be done
laurenobrien 4
I only thumbed this comment down because of your picture...racist ****
GawdamitNappa 4
Just because you can't handle the bush doesn't mean it needs to be cut.
Darcon 8
It always hurts first time, you'll get great gasms on the second time.
SkoomaKi 28
I don't think OP will get "gasms" if she waxes again....
cassiebear7652 7
No one
Dracoboxer357 36
Uhm, tried a full body waxing last year....think I'll pass on doing that again, but I agree with Cosymonster, it must be different for everyone. Center of my chest was the worst, throat (never again!) was second, back of my triceps was third. Armpits wasn't enjoyable but tolerable and junk was just under that, at least for me it was. :p Tmi? Apologies to all, but this is fml, the land of never enough. ;) Cheers.
yoursucklives 36
it will hurt less everytime, if you do it more often. the hair also won't grow back as strong.
akallaan 7
"Let's take a look at the burgina."
DAyBriGHTEneR 0
family guy reference
Allahu_Akbar 1
I've actually heard this term being used instead of ****** before...
KiddNYC1O 22
People are so quick to vote down...
gurly98 13
Next time, have a pro help you
redbluegreen 41
Yeah, really. I can't imagine doing it by myself.
porcupineattack1 5
Icky, bro.
KILLERTOAST13 4
Dumbass
MaddieLynn123 7
Agreed.^
ohSNAPyall 27
Sis*
MaddieLynn123 7
Um, what?^
MaddieLynn123 7
Cute guinea pig by the way! I have 2 of them.
auzz1_pride 9
cheers 114. now I know I'm not the only south park fan on here.