Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool. He seemed shocked that I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people are used to it." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How, you may ask? He used the Adult Swim "We should see other people" commercial. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I was at a pool party. Standing outside of the pool, I was hesitant about taking my shirt off. A girl in the pool shouted, "Hey, you're not the only fat one here, don't feel bad!" I was worried about what my friends would think of my new bellybutton ring, I didn't think I'm fat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I was "letting myself go". When I told the little girl I babysit in the afternoons why I was so upset, she looked at me for a moment before saying, "Well, I definitely can't blame him." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Trying to be the bigger person, I told him, "Your loss, not mine." He responded with, "I didn’t lose anything really. You let yourself go. Have you looked in the mirror lately?” FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
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Top comments
Livzii 5
karma is gonna gets it's revenge on her
kidcanada 4
What a dumb bitch. You should have sat on her
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Comments (373)
juandani 0
Wow wht a dick
rockmehard 4
wow what a stupid bitch!
Nuahavizu 17
that was mean of her :(
naila22 0
Aww u poor thing wat a rude bitch!!
RebekahBrooke 9
seriously? op said SLIM. so she's not overweight? and frankly, people say those that are size 12 aren't overweight. yes. they are. when I was like 10 I was fat. fricken fat. and I managed to lose it, why can't you? so yes, fyl, shes a bitch, but ydi.
ReynshineCutting 10
Oh and you're a bitch by the way. Are you the one the OPs talking about perhaps? Liv Tyler is a gorgeous actress and she's a size 10 and doesn't have an ounce of fat on her. Marilyn Monroe was an 8-10. Size 12 could just mean an extra 10 lbs which is nothing. And just because you were able to lose weight doesn't mean everyone can just eat better and workout and drop the weight. It doesn't always work like that. But I'd much rather be a 12 than a 0 any day because at least I've got some curves.
grrrrimard 6
wow you dont have too be a dirty lil ***** about it, and size 12 girls are not fat fyi, so i suggest that you STFU, and hey im a freaking size 12 and i dont think im fat! stupid bitch...
MrsLaferriere 0
And, YDI if you get knocked out for being a little bitch. Grow up and learn some respect.
teeny54 10
should of fought the bitch
Jessiestorm 0
Smack that bitch!!!
isaac713 0
thats mean give her 10 years nd karma will be a MAJOR bitch to her (:
Enigmax2514 7
Why those ******* bimbotic bitchy weight and appearance obsessed *****! And it ain't any of her business too! I say claw fight that bitch and scar her face and break her nails that will leave her traumatised for life
k99 5
This just proves you're better. Anyone else would've called her and 'anorexic ***** **** bitch' but you just called her 'slim', therefore you are a good person and it's the guys loss. The girl probably does it to cover up her aids anyway