Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool. He seemed shocked that I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people are used to it." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How, you may ask? He used the Adult Swim "We should see other people" commercial. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I was at a pool party. Standing outside of the pool, I was hesitant about taking my shirt off. A girl in the pool shouted, "Hey, you're not the only fat one here, don't feel bad!" I was worried about what my friends would think of my new bellybutton ring, I didn't think I'm fat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I was "letting myself go". When I told the little girl I babysit in the afternoons why I was so upset, she looked at me for a moment before saying, "Well, I definitely can't blame him." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Trying to be the bigger person, I told him, "Your loss, not mine." He responded with, "I didn’t lose anything really. You let yourself go. Have you looked in the mirror lately?” FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
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Top comments
Livzii 5
karma is gonna gets it's revenge on her
kidcanada 4
What a dumb bitch. You should have sat on her
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ecascio2010 9
You should have pushed the skinny bitch in the pool.
TheLetterZero 7
Passerby - 1 Fatty OP - 0 I know it's unfair, but I like it when bad things happen to smokers, alcohol lovers, and fat people on this website. No need to be so serious all the time. So, YDI for being fat.
loseyaselfbit 6
You deserve to smacked almost as much as that hoe!
super_sayin_trun 0
then lose some ******* weight
Squrril 0
I bet your not fat to me nobody is fat unless you weigh over 300 pounds your not fat its just all the jerks that keep commenting on this are putting like you are fat
ftw487 9
I would have punched her in the face and made her cry
MrsLaferriere 0
You're probably a very beautiful young woman and a lovely person. I'm sorry your boyfriend left you and that a random girl decided to put her nose in your business where it doesn't belong. You'll find a man one day that will love you for who you are and will stand by you forever.
A7X313 6
I woulda punched that bitch in the face!!!!
Magex 12
If somebody did that to me I would be like FALCOWN PAWNCH! *splat into the pool*
neongurl98 10
I would've kicked her ass! (•.•)/
ChicksBipolar911 0
that's When You should have grabbed her by the neck and when she started panting ask her if she was out of breath from Vomiting so much.
VeganVampyre 27
I wish everyone would stop perpetuating the stereotype that really thin people all have eating disorders. I find it very rude and insulting. Also, since it's definitely not true, I don't know why you would want to say it is, anyway.
notthechosen 6
people would maybe not stereotype thin people as having eating disorders if those extremely thin people (or those who buy into that as a standard of beauty or fitness) didn't stereotype everyone over a size 4 as fat or lazy... just sayin' OP I am sorry that your ex is such a douche and chose a douche-y way to break up with you and then be mad he didn't make you cry, some people just have no class. As for the bikini girl's comment it was inappropriate in any circumstance... don't worry she'll get hers.
0opsie 6
270 - But not all skinny girls look down on fat girls. So by stereotyping them you're (general 'you') in the wrong as well. I agree with 209. And I don't understand why some think it's okay to make fun of people with disorders of any kind.