Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool. He seemed shocked that I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people are used to it." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How, you may ask? He used the Adult Swim "We should see other people" commercial. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I was at a pool party. Standing outside of the pool, I was hesitant about taking my shirt off. A girl in the pool shouted, "Hey, you're not the only fat one here, don't feel bad!" I was worried about what my friends would think of my new bellybutton ring, I didn't think I'm fat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I was "letting myself go". When I told the little girl I babysit in the afternoons why I was so upset, she looked at me for a moment before saying, "Well, I definitely can't blame him." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Trying to be the bigger person, I told him, "Your loss, not mine." He responded with, "I didn’t lose anything really. You let yourself go. Have you looked in the mirror lately?” FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
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Livzii 5
karma is gonna gets it's revenge on her
kidcanada 4
What a dumb bitch. You should have sat on her
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kyleet4 2
what a bitch!
JennyBear101 0
Woooow that's just wrong!!!
kramerkaty33 0
throw her ass in the pool!!! that ain't true. plus guys ain't worth it
waileybeem1994 1
Don't worry hoes who get used as much as tampons are used to it. Seriously though if it were me she would have been bitch slapped to Canada
shivaree_fml 5
There are a lot of things that could be said on any weight-related FML. [I'll just pick one] Like always, we find two main trends of advice : 'push the skinny bitch in the pool' 'curves are way better' VS 'lose some weight' Which can be resumed in the myth of 'skin-deep beauty', [a better content in a less attractive package] It unnerves me that from childhood we are taught that 'it's what's inside that matters' and then, in any disney's princess, series' heroine, barbie [her mensurations are just inhuman without huge plastic surgery] it's like the Santa case again. How are people supposed to discover my 'radiant inner self', if they are not interested in knowing more of me because the girl next to me is more attractive ? And yes, we are naturally more drawn to slim people; err... slim people with 'the right curves' >.< as barbie kindly reminds me of... : long slim legs; round, firm buttocks, wide hips, a narrow waist, a flat stomach, and (of course) breast, and a nice face... A perfect body? And we tend to attribute positive qualities to slim people and negative attributes in overweight people. So no, we don't have the same chances in life. And yes, appearances matters. It's unfair and that's partly why we made up this myth, hoping that it would somehow get realized. [as human beings we expect Life to be Fair. It's not. And that is deeply frustrating] And some kind of moral justification for that (instinctive) behavior would be that normal/fat people deserves what they get for overeating/not-exercising and so on, they are just weak whereas slim people make efforts, eat healthier, exercise etc... Except that a lot of slim/skinny people claim not to make any kind of effort. [I'm not negating the fact that personality is essential for a relationship, although it is also linked to our body ; to our body's image and to other's perception of our body. (sadly, we're not souls drifting in the ether). And I haven't defined slim/average/fat] What I say is not politically correct, I just wanted it said. I'm neither bitter nor hateful, but tired of people deluding themselves. [English isn't my native language, so please don't judge too harshly any of my grammar mistakes]
sharmoota 2
She was a blonde, u deserve better OP!
starmielin 7
Should have said "And u're obviously used to being a rude b****"
loseyaselfbit 6
Damn. I would have stood up and said "Then bitches like you should be used to this." And smacked her across the face.
justanotherhuman 21
Dear OP, YDI for not politely informing slim bikini girl to fnck off before you ate her. Own it, I say.
delilahtealight 0
girl u can change your body but u can't change ugly. from what I can tell she seemed ugly (the skinny girl) inside and out. remember only dogs lay with bones. so you up above or below that r insulting fatties remember we can change but u can't change your ugly personality. so bahaha