Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool. He seemed shocked that I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people are used to it." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How, you may ask? He used the Adult Swim "We should see other people" commercial. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I was at a pool party. Standing outside of the pool, I was hesitant about taking my shirt off. A girl in the pool shouted, "Hey, you're not the only fat one here, don't feel bad!" I was worried about what my friends would think of my new bellybutton ring, I didn't think I'm fat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I was "letting myself go". When I told the little girl I babysit in the afternoons why I was so upset, she looked at me for a moment before saying, "Well, I definitely can't blame him." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Trying to be the bigger person, I told him, "Your loss, not mine." He responded with, "I didn’t lose anything really. You let yourself go. Have you looked in the mirror lately?” FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
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Top comments
Livzii 5
karma is gonna gets it's revenge on her
kidcanada 4
What a dumb bitch. You should have sat on her
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xcrazyforyouu 2
Then u should of said and bitches like u are use to getting punched.
missalice0306 19
I would've pushed her into the pool
ILoveEmoes 9
Wow... That's so rude. What the hell did she have to say that for?!
Isaac_The_Great 0
I would of drop kicked her into the pool.
ohmandapants 17
And you didn't push her into the pool?
deekasdino 0
Ouch :/
tona01 16
Sorry :) 314 i'm bad with names pictures and comments on the other hand And for the person who wrote about anna nicole smith, i thought she was dead, maybe i'm wrong, but i don't like to read all that celebrity and gossip crap, so i don't really update myself on that info
heykaymae 2
She is one of those who think they run shit. Shouldve stood up for yourself. We are on FML and can't for you girl. Or else I would've snapped a twig into two.
Kfalkosgirl 2
dude I would have destroyed that bitch! you probably aren't even fat are you? I wouldn't have sat on her, no no no.... that implies that you are fat. which is just as degrading. what I would've done is beat the living shit out of her and stained her itty bitty bikini in her own blood :) and made sure everyone knew what a pussy she was :)
LiL_Dub 2
What a Biatch!!!
snowman420 0
Pimp slap tht chick