Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool. He seemed shocked that I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people are used to it." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How, you may ask? He used the Adult Swim "We should see other people" commercial. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I was at a pool party. Standing outside of the pool, I was hesitant about taking my shirt off. A girl in the pool shouted, "Hey, you're not the only fat one here, don't feel bad!" I was worried about what my friends would think of my new bellybutton ring, I didn't think I'm fat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I was "letting myself go". When I told the little girl I babysit in the afternoons why I was so upset, she looked at me for a moment before saying, "Well, I definitely can't blame him." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Trying to be the bigger person, I told him, "Your loss, not mine." He responded with, "I didn’t lose anything really. You let yourself go. Have you looked in the mirror lately?” FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
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Top comments
Livzii 5
karma is gonna gets it's revenge on her
kidcanada 4
What a dumb bitch. You should have sat on her
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lidz1415 3
what a bitch...
MadeUpEverything 2
103 - Skinny people can be less healthy than someone who isn't. There are two types of fat - subcutaneous fat and interstitial fat, which is between organs. The interstitial fat is more dangerous because it's what causes health problems. Just because someone looks healthy doesn't mean they are.
storm1217 5
Don't go to the pool if your fat ass can't fit in a bikini
grrrrimard 6
wow you dont need too be an asswhole, whats the point of commenting if your going too be rude>.>
dakorok 6
YDI, fatty. Everyone defending OP is fat, too. OP, go to the gym.
grrrrimard 6
well that just lets people know that you have a small penis and you need too grow up
Arch27 27
Screw her, OP. Obviously someone just like being an asshole.
L0v3bug 0
demeanor or wth ever ur name is. Did mommy and Daddy mistreat u???? lol Seriously dude ur an asshole!
RiahFaye 8
And you didn't punch her? Lol
Jujubilee 1
Don't worry, she'll eventually turn into the fat bitch she always was on the inside! That or she'll die of malnourishment! :)
tarasperdov 6
My point is that if you don't wanna hear such blunt comments (which one way or another reflect the truth though) - consider those "stops": 1. stop stuffing your face pigging out on food; (go on a diet for crying out loud!!!!) 2. stop being a vegetable and go exercise - undoubtedly, it's healthy in the first place! 2nd of, it's the only way to beauty. It's this simple)))
stilettex33 5
wow, your a ******* asshole. why should she even need to go on a diet? just because she isnt stick thin doesnt mean she's overweight. Being 'skinny' is NOT the only way of being beautiful fucktard.
grrrrimard 6
wow no offence but that was a little down right rude
grrrrimard 6
agreed
loseyaselfbit 6
Where the **** do douche bags like him get these ideas that being thin is the only way to be beautiful? smdh.
THE_A_TEEN 28
#283 please go kill yourself now
grrrrimard 6
awwwe you dont need him, hes such a douche bag, and for the bikini bitch, i would of kicked her in the teeth(Y)