Today, my boyfriend broke up with me while we were at the pool. He seemed shocked that I wasn't crying. A slim girl in a bikini walked past and said, "Don't worry, fat people are used to it." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How, you may ask? He used the Adult Swim "We should see other people" commercial. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I was at a pool party. Standing outside of the pool, I was hesitant about taking my shirt off. A girl in the pool shouted, "Hey, you're not the only fat one here, don't feel bad!" I was worried about what my friends would think of my new bellybutton ring, I didn't think I'm fat. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I was "letting myself go". When I told the little girl I babysit in the afternoons why I was so upset, she looked at me for a moment before saying, "Well, I definitely can't blame him." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Trying to be the bigger person, I told him, "Your loss, not mine." He responded with, "I didn’t lose anything really. You let yourself go. Have you looked in the mirror lately?” FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
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Top comments
Livzii 5
karma is gonna gets it's revenge on her
kidcanada 4
What a dumb bitch. You should have sat on her
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brodiegee 0
time to pull out the toys and rub one out is what I'm hearing! nevermind those losers go get laid and forget about them!
Cursed_love88 8
Don't worry the ***** is full of so much dick and cum she makes shamu look like the olsen twins.
lrr11 0
What a bitch I woulda told her to stfu and kicked her ass
Wreakorofhavoc 1
HAHAHAHAHAHA I hope that was as awesome in person as it was in my head
sexxme 9
What a bitch. If I was there to witness this, I would've kicked her ass for you!
iBhope 7
What a bitch. She deserves whatever karma does to her. Hopefully she gets hit by a Bus.
MissChaos84 0
Please tell me you punched her and said "don't worry snobby bitches are used to it"
Sunny_Eclipse 6
WHAAAAAAAAAAAT DID THAT BITCH SAY?!!? I SHALL KEEEEELL IT!!
rozieslothinator 0
she probably used to be fat...so she would know...and you should have told her that
tarasperdov 6
everybody who's rebuked the skinny girl ARE FAT)))) or the must be))
kiraleann 16
Regardless of whether the OP or most of the commenters on this post are fat, what that girl said was extremely rude and uncalled for.
tarasperdov 6
My point is that if you don't wanna hear such blunt comments (which one way or another reflect the truth though) - consider those "stops": 1. stop stuffing your face pigging out on food; (go on a diet for crying out loud!!!!) 2. stop being a vegetable and go exercise - undoubtedly, it's healthy in the first place! 2nd of, it's the only way to beauty. It's this simple)))
LinTurk 4
I'll make you a deal. I'll go on a diet and lose weight, if you agree to read some books and learn to put a coherent sentence together:)
tarasperdov 6
cool! You've got yourself a deal! And now please tell me how I should have said that any differently from what I have?
kiraleann 16
I suppose it's never occurred to you that not everyone is overweight because they sit on their ass eating potato chips all day. I'm not saying that OP isn't one of those, because she might be, but there are people who have medical problems or genetically inherit a certain body type that is not fit to Hollywood standards, and therefore you guys that parade around saying "it's so simple, all you have to do is stop eating and exercise" are being quite insensitive, because it's not always that simple. And of course, it really doesn't matter whether OP spends all her time sitting on the couch stuffing her face, it still doesn't make it okay for a random person to say something so rude. It'd be the same deal if the roles were reversed and the overweight person decided to tell the thin stranger to go eat a cheeseburger.